Thursday, September 4, 2008

End of Week MILF

Being single, I am often asked or forced to consider what attributes I might like in a potential partner.

The following things come to mind.

1. Ideally they will be a bit or a lot intelligent.
2. I must find them attractive.
3. They should be happy (even if they look like Audrey Hepburn and have Einstein's brain, if they're bitter I lose interest).
4. Likes footy, or tolerates my love of it.

That's about it.

But, I'd like to add one, given the events of the past few days.

5. Must be able to shoot a caribou, like Sarah Palin.



Ramon thinks I'm a nutsoid, and yeah, she's a right-wing brain-dead conservative Christian drongo who clings to dangerous superstitions (ie: the Bible) and with such archaic, childish and moronic value systems could potentially bring damage to many people's lives, but, like I said, after half a bottle of wine, I'd hit it.

BECAUSE SHE'S POWERFUL!

AND SHE SHOOTS CARIBOU!

Put her in a policewoman's outfit and I'll be jizzin' all over the axeminster.

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22 comments:

  1. Puss In BootsSeptember 4, 2008 at 10:32 PM

    Dude, chick is evil incarnate. I wouldn't touch her even if she was the last woman on earth, and they had somehow managed to find a way to allow two women to procreate, and the survival of the species depended on me screwing her. *shudders*

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  2. homesickSeptember 5, 2008 at 12:33 AM

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  3. homesickSeptember 5, 2008 at 12:34 AM

    Not wnating to burst your bubble there Pers ol mate but that last photo is not Sarah Palin... I think its her daughter.

    I have suggested in a previous thread that you hunt down a Melbourne MILF for sexual pleasure.

    Give the moose shooting MILF a wide berth Perseus.. you may find yourself standing in a suit with a shot gun to your head. Lets face it they're a fertile bunch those Palin women and not fans of the condom.

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  4. catlickSeptember 5, 2008 at 7:59 AM

    I drawn attention to Palin's christening choice. Bristle? (fan of GWB?) oh, Bristol. WTF? How much for the photo of Bristol's Bristols?

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  5. PerseusSeptember 5, 2008 at 8:25 AM

    I'd only do it once. I don't want to talk to her.

    And Homesick - that photo is her.

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  6. LeilaniSeptember 5, 2008 at 9:35 AM

    That second photo is definitely not Palin, it's a model.

    And I'm with Puss on the 'not if she was the last woman on earth' stance.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2008 at 9:36 AM

    I'm pretty sure that last photo is Geena Davis.

    Sarah Palin inspires a new definition of 'palindrome' - a politician whose forward-sounding policies are actually quite backwards.

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  8. catlickSeptember 5, 2008 at 9:42 AM

    That photo is an OPSM ad, circa 1993.

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  9. homesickSeptember 5, 2008 at 10:28 AM

    Pop! goes the Perseus lust balloon.

    Honestly did you really believe that photo was Palin?

    I know I run the very high risk that you're all going to say "Ha ha, we were just winding you up Homesick" but then again maybe news doesn't make it as far as the Victorian coastal communities.

    Her name is Sabine Ehrenfeld who is the spokesmodel for an online company here called overstock.com

    I'm sure she'd be a good catch for you Perseus.. better than the bogan maybe.

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  10. homesickSeptember 5, 2008 at 10:43 AM

    Have a look at Jon Stewart's take on the Republican party's hypocrisy. This FILF makes some very valid comparisons.

    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086

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  11. squibSeptember 5, 2008 at 11:20 AM

    lol@ Puss

    Have any of you seen that show Taken Out? I ACCIDENTLY watched it and wow what a sad woeful picture of dating it is. All the men are such pitiful creatures

    Is she going to eat that caribou?

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  12. PerseusSeptember 5, 2008 at 11:45 AM

    Now Homesick has dumped me.

    I'm going to my room to write bad poetry.

    They'll find them when I die.

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  13. Mad Cat LadySeptember 5, 2008 at 12:30 PM

    Oh woe is me
    All alone and blue
    If only I had a woman
    Who could shoot a caribou

    For want of such an Amazon provider
    to leave the snow stained red
    I’ll retire to weep my pain in prose
    Ensconced in my empty bed

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  14. StubbadubSeptember 5, 2008 at 12:47 PM

    I don't want to talk to her.

    I’m with Perseus on this one.

    Who cares what comes out of her mouth? The hair, the nose, the cheekbones, the glasses, put it in a smart power suit and I’m dribbling all over the keyboard.

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  15. Ramon InsertnamehereSeptember 5, 2008 at 12:57 PM

    That's beautiful, Maddy.

    Stubb, Perseus - you revolt me!

    Revolt me.

    And Perseus, I'm emailing Julia to tell her you're lusting over Sarah Palin.

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  16. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2008 at 1:09 PM

    If Perseus is imaginative enough, he could envision a threesome, with Julia on his left and Palin on his right.

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  17. PerseusSeptember 5, 2008 at 1:12 PM

    Oh I'm imaginative enough... typing oine0handed.

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  18. homesickSeptember 5, 2008 at 1:14 PM

    If Perseus is imaginative enough, he could envision a threesome, with Julia on his left and Palin on his right.

    It is posts like this Boogeyman sir, that make me wonder... maybe you should be the next "Commmander In Chief"

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  19. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2008 at 1:23 PM

    Is "Commander in Chief" some sort of euphemism for political gay porn?

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  20. Ramon InsertnamehereSeptember 5, 2008 at 1:36 PM

    Is "Commander in Chief" some sort of euphemism for political gay porn?

    And if not, why not?

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  21. catlickSeptember 5, 2008 at 2:48 PM

    Pain plus 'ell = Palin. Once again, the Code is revealed.

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  22. Mad Cat LadySeptember 12, 2008 at 4:03 PM

    I expect you've all seen this already - http://www.herobuilders.com/08.htm

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