Monday, January 19, 2009

One for you Pers, I think

Some time ago, our old friend Perseus mentioned his amazing skills in dream interpretation.

I’m glad he did, because I had a dream the other night and it’s got me flummoxed about what it could all mean.

Here we ago.

For some reason, I’m pitching an idea to a book to Nigella Lawson. It will be a collection of erotica, linked by recipes. I’ll do the writing and Nigella will do the recipes, with a tentative title of Those breasts look delightful, do you mind if I put them with my spatchcock.

Nigella loves the idea, the book is a tremendous success and we tour the world together, promoting it.

Oh and we have sex, as well.

So, over to the brains trust – any idea about what it could all mean?
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30 comments:

  1. wari lasiJanuary 19, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    I'm reluctant to pre-empt Perseus, and I'm not great at this, but ...

    Maybe you're hot for Nigella?

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  2. MelbaJanuary 19, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    And you don't mind food, either.

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  3. Ramon InsertnamehereJanuary 19, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    Wari, Melba, I think you might be onto something.

    Witchie, pretty sure you're barking up the wrong tree, there.

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  4. wari lasiJanuary 19, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    Do we get a prize?

    Witchie, your dreams must be pretty spectacular.

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  5. Ramon InsertnamehereJanuary 19, 2009 at 10:24 AM

    Wari, your prize is an autographed copy of the book when it comes out.

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  6. wari lasiJanuary 19, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    I'm breathless with anticipation.

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  7. JamieJanuary 19, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    Alternative title for the book:

    Waiter! There's A Norg In My Soup: A Sexy Culinary Journey with Nigella and Ramon, Edited By Julia Zemiro.

    Do make sure you check out the sexy three-way in a giant vat of pudding.

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  8. squibJanuary 19, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    From what I remember of 'The Interpretation of Dreams', the person you dream about is not the person you're "really" dreaming about. So Nigella is probably Ian Parmenter

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  9. Ramon InsertnamehereJanuary 19, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    I'm pretty sure it was Nigella, Squib.

    Nigella in Nutella.

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  10. UnknownJanuary 19, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    It means you like spatchcock. A lot.

    And you have issues with your father.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    Ramon, you disgust me. Nutella tastes revolting. How could you ever mix delicious Nigella with disgusting Nutella?

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  12. Ramon InsertnamehereJanuary 19, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    Sorry, Boogey.

    EMS, I will confess to having issues with the cat.

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  13. MelbaJanuary 19, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    Let me say this quickly before Perseus comes a'scoffing:

    Nigella represents the anima part of you, your inner feminine side, Ramon.

    What are two or three words you would use to describe her?

    These are possibly parts of yourself you should be giving more attention to in your waking life.

    Dreams can be the subconscious knocking.

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  14. Ramon InsertnamehereJanuary 19, 2009 at 12:34 PM

    What are two or three words you would use to describe her?

    Apart from "way-hey" and "hubba hubba", Melba?

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  15. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    Ramon, could you introduce me to your anima one day? She sounds hott!

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  16. MelbaJanuary 19, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    No, they are fine. So, basically, you need a bit more "way-hey" and "hubba hubba" in your life.

    Does that resonate?

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    Also, I didn't know Ramon was in to hentai.

    Oh wait, you said anima, not anime.

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  18. MelbaJanuary 19, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    That's right. Anima is the inner feminine. Animus is the inner masculine. And anime is the inner cartoon character. We all have at least one of those.

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  19. Ramon InsertnamehereJanuary 19, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    I think I understand what you're saying, Melba.

    You're basically saying I should fly first-class to London and persuade Nigella Lawson to sleep with me.

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  20. Puss In BootsJanuary 19, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    Nigella belongs in Nutella, Boogey. They're both disgusting.

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  21. MelbaJanuary 19, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    That's correct, Ramon. If you can afford first class, then I'll double my fee. Two services provided anyway - Jungian Dream Analysis ($300) and Nigella Pimp
    ($50).

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  22. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    Baloney Puss. Nigella is deliciously nutty and creamy and chocolatey, whereas Nutella is disgustingly nutty and creamy and chocolatey.

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  23. Lewd BobJanuary 19, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    I agree Puss. Nigella is patronising, an upper class twit and has clearly eaten too much nutella, spatchcock or, more likely, pudding.

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  24. wari lasiJanuary 19, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    Nutella is shit. Even Emma reckons it's too sweet and she's not into chocolate sandwiches.

    I'm seriously into cooking at the moment and like all things chef. I might be sweet on Kylie Kwong.

    Where's Puss hailing from?

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  25. Ramon InsertnamehereJanuary 19, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    I like a woman who looks like she enjoys a good pudding, a good laugh and good bottle of red, Bob.

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  26. UnknownJanuary 19, 2009 at 7:22 PM

    I can't believe you guys hate Nutella. And Nigella is saucy.

    I give your dream and it's culinary adventures two thumbs up, Ramon. Bah to the rest of them! They're just haters!

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  27. patchouligirlJanuary 19, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    Nigella is a bit up herself.

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  28. shitbmxriderJanuary 20, 2009 at 12:09 AM

    Id like to be up Nigella

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  29. Lewd BobJanuary 20, 2009 at 7:14 AM

    The chick from Mythbusters is clearly the sauciest chick on tellie.

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  30. wari lasiJanuary 20, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    The chick from Mythbusters is clearly the sauciest chick on tellie.

    Yep, there's something about Kari. And incidentally Bob, thanks for that link you posted previously.

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