tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post4107434529545707962..comments2023-09-04T21:36:48.170+10:00Comments on The Site Formally Known As: Fame is the spurStubbadubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05333188150383405691noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-74025115351163903092009-01-09T22:37:00.000+11:002009-01-09T22:37:00.000+11:00I turned 32 4 days ago. I was on the ABC news in a...I turned 32 4 days ago. I was on the ABC news in a story about Taxi Drivers last year. I have applied to go on Masterchef this year because I need to humiliate myself publicly, regardless of whether or not I am accepted.<BR/><BR/>Someone send me a bloody book, I'm rereading the Assassins Apprentice!!WitchOnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09562967775567670188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-62540309678899521422009-01-09T11:49:00.000+11:002009-01-09T11:49:00.000+11:00I've been i/v'ed on local tv a couple of times. Ma...I've been i/v'ed on local tv a couple of times. Made me hit with the help as my celebrity rubbed off on them (actually probably more due to my job than anything else).<BR/><BR/>I'm 35 but, according to some electronic scales my techno hippy sister in law owns, I have the metabolism of a 24 yr old. I don't remember being this pudgy at 24 though.<BR/><BR/>Oh and Ramon? I just got back from visiting North Korea (I stood on the NK side of the negotiating hall in the DMZ) and that Communist shit is just childish.Fad MDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14682635778182144243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-12954375773459545922009-01-08T22:33:00.000+11:002009-01-08T22:33:00.000+11:00And I'm not saying how old I am for fear of being ...<I>And I'm not saying how old I am for fear of being mocked.</I><BR/><BR/>I turn 30 next year. OMG!<BR/><BR/>And I've never been on television. As far as I'm aware.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03085054284790032962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-72287559856876242302009-01-07T14:22:00.000+11:002009-01-07T14:22:00.000+11:00Did you go nude in it, Homesick?Sorry no Pers we w...<I>Did you go nude in it, Homesick?</I><BR/><BR/>Sorry no Pers we were all fully clothed. Even nudity wouldn't have saved this for Lette.<BR/><BR/>Still we got to meet Peter O'Toole, Brad Robinson and hear a journo tell Lette what we kids were too afraid to say ourselves.<BR/><BR/>Not a complete waste of time I suppose.homesickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02871859873854371963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-53261829819056702472009-01-07T14:02:00.000+11:002009-01-07T14:02:00.000+11:00Do you weigh more than a duck, Patchie? Considerab...<I> Do you weigh more than a duck, Patchie? </I><BR/><BR/>Considerably more Ramon. I have no idea why I'm buoyant. Full of hot air probably.patchouligirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14462983717621525841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-77551539372095915932009-01-07T13:07:00.001+11:002009-01-07T13:07:00.001+11:00The guy from the Age asked her to "shut up and sit...<I>The guy from the Age asked her to "shut up and sit down for fucks sake".</I><BR/><BR/>I can't imagine she would have taken that too well.Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-54868025282745796282009-01-07T13:07:00.000+11:002009-01-07T13:07:00.000+11:00Did you go nude in it, Homesick?Did you go nude in it, Homesick?Perseushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11292281862441986618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-17272610488442896212009-01-07T12:35:00.000+11:002009-01-07T12:35:00.000+11:00The play came and went thank god. It featured as p...The play came and went thank god. It featured as part of the 1987 Melbourne Comedy Festival so at least we had the opportunity to meet real playwrights and true talent. As for Lette, even way back then she was a famewhore and couldn't give a damm about the integrity of the play or its characters.... just as long as she had her pic in the paper along with one of her awful quips.<BR/><BR/>I remember at one particular press junket the cast and their young director were all seated in a semi circle answering questions from the print media and Lette interrupted every answer just so she could spew one of her "clever/ funny analogies" that she is now so imfamous for. The guy from the Age asked her to "shut up and sit down for fucks sake".<BR/><BR/>But when you're a starving up 'n' coming, you'll grab at any role that pays and gets you a trip to Melbourne for free.homesickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02871859873854371963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-11770593807194059592009-01-07T11:18:00.000+11:002009-01-07T11:18:00.000+11:00That literary turd we can’t seem to scrape from th...<I>That literary turd we can’t seem to scrape from the bottom of our thong, Kathy Lette</I><BR/><BR/>*Snort*Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-54078704580466119902009-01-07T11:03:00.000+11:002009-01-07T11:03:00.000+11:00Ramon, did you see the Jack Marx post about Kathy ...Ramon, did you see the Jack Marx post about Kathy Lette?<BR/><BR/>He sliced and diced her, and it was fucking funny.wari lasihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03510841562408680249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-59797568331255524512009-01-07T10:21:00.000+11:002009-01-07T10:21:00.000+11:00Kathy Lette has written a play?I think the UN shou...Kathy Lette has written a play?<BR/><BR/>I think the UN should launch an investigation into <I>this</I> violation of human rights.Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-55113546122068605382009-01-07T10:02:00.000+11:002009-01-07T10:02:00.000+11:00After landing the lead role in a Kathy Lette play ...After landing the lead role in a Kathy Lette play my self and the rest of the cast were invited to appear on a Saturday morning kids show called "Off the Dish".<BR/> Fucking ridiculous show (as was the play) but the chance to meet the lusty Cameron Daddo was too good an opportunity to pass over.<BR/><BR/>To say it was an embarrassing experience would be putting it mildly. It was the aftermath; the ridicule of all who saw the show that made me consider adopting a life of total solitude.homesickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02871859873854371963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-23764128735020748142009-01-07T10:00:00.000+11:002009-01-07T10:00:00.000+11:00Wari I think you have to count the meat trayI thin...Wari I think you have to count the meat tray<BR/><BR/>I think I have to count the glass I won in 1998, also last year I won $100, and a door prize which was a silk scarf. But if you don't count all those things...<BR/><BR/>Patchouligirl wow! That's a bit freakysquibhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10744419106501810243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-11921050807234603922009-01-07T09:53:00.000+11:002009-01-07T09:53:00.000+11:00Do you weigh more than a duck, Patchie?Do you weigh more than a duck, Patchie?Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-71236366356116167852009-01-07T09:52:00.000+11:002009-01-07T09:52:00.000+11:00Mr E. It's not as funny as you might think.www.pos...Mr E. It's not as funny as you might think.<BR/><BR/>www.postcourier.com.pg. Sorry the a=href stuff is too hard for me. I'm a very lazy person.<BR/><BR/>Uplifting stuff. Every day they come and drop the papers on my desk and I almost invariably groan.<BR/><BR/>Don't come to PNG patch!wari lasihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03510841562408680249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-10012830930797663452009-01-07T09:39:00.000+11:002009-01-07T09:39:00.000+11:00I do have a special talent - buoyancy. I float lik...<I>I do have a special talent - buoyancy. I float like a stick with the whole length of my body visible above the water line</I><BR/><BR/>She's a WITCH! Burn Her!Mr Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09920080753047166402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-57667876460018488242009-01-07T08:40:00.000+11:002009-01-07T08:40:00.000+11:00I was invited to be on television once because it ...I was invited to be on television once because it seems I do have a special talent - buoyancy. I float like a stick with the whole length of my body visible above the water line. Apparently this is unusual. They had me reading a book while floating in a pool during the weather report. It must have been a very slow news week. I will be 43 in August.patchouligirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14462983717621525841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-59605946755049233492009-01-07T08:04:00.000+11:002009-01-07T08:04:00.000+11:00I haven't won anything since Hey HeyI may well be ...<I>I haven't won anything since Hey Hey</I><BR/><BR/>I may well be 10 years your senior squib, but we have that in common. If you don't count winning the odd meat tray. Which I tend to only manage when I'm away so I give it to my host/s.<BR/><BR/>Congrats on the book though, and I only did the voice-over remember, it started with "It's the strength to believe ..". Should I do the "They said I've got the perfect face for voice-over work." gag?<BR/><BR/>And Ramon, finally. On the same day that the Rocket Launcher was on the Hagen flight, they found a grenade in a seat back on another plane.<BR/><BR/>What a hoot.wari lasihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03510841562408680249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-69843328105628202412009-01-06T17:15:00.000+11:002009-01-06T17:15:00.000+11:00Wow. A CuntCunt. I've been promoted. I'm honour...Wow. A CuntCunt. I've been promoted. I'm honoured.<BR/><BR/>Up until now I was simply one of 'Hack's Pathetic Acolytes'. <BR/><BR/>Me and Squib have both won something today.Perseushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11292281862441986618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-77488010931313881262009-01-06T16:59:00.000+11:002009-01-06T16:59:00.000+11:00Perseus is a heartless CuntCunt, Squib.Everybody k...Perseus is a heartless CuntCunt, Squib.<BR/><BR/>Everybody knows that.Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-21821512368571587952009-01-06T16:42:00.000+11:002009-01-06T16:42:00.000+11:00Ok, forget the review, send the book instead. My ...Ok, forget the review, send the book instead. My table has one leg too short.Lewd Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02482085817373911266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-89684847019551868172009-01-06T15:39:00.000+11:002009-01-06T15:39:00.000+11:00Lewd, a book review?Ramon I don't believe Persey i...Lewd, a book review?<BR/><BR/>Ramon I don't believe Persey is that heartlesssquibhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10744419106501810243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-46888819688145009092009-01-06T15:35:00.000+11:002009-01-06T15:35:00.000+11:00I look forward to your review of The Costello Memo...I look forward to your review of <I>The Costello Memoirs</I>, Squib.Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-64152058407719989652009-01-06T15:34:00.000+11:002009-01-06T15:34:00.000+11:00Sorry Perseus that was quite a simple hint. I did...Sorry Perseus that was quite a simple hint. I didn't think anybody would remember it.<BR/><BR/>You owe me a book review squib.Lewd Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02482085817373911266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-48798966704689745172009-01-06T15:19:00.000+11:002009-01-06T15:19:00.000+11:00PS. Thanks LewdPS. Thanks Lewdsquibhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10744419106501810243noreply@blogger.com