tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post552813795590330745..comments2023-09-04T21:36:48.170+10:00Comments on The Site Formally Known As: It's Nylex or it's nothingStubbadubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05333188150383405691noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-90607614779689218762008-12-11T08:18:00.000+11:002008-12-11T08:18:00.000+11:00Would you have preferred to talk to her?There was ...<I>Would you have preferred to talk to her?</I><BR/><BR/>There was a reason why they kept this woman in a bag.Mr Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09920080753047166402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-81092358611360096002008-12-11T07:45:00.000+11:002008-12-11T07:45:00.000+11:00Mr E, are you really Paul McCartney?There are some...<I>Mr E, are you really Paul McCartney?</I><BR/><BR/>There are some notable similarities.<BR/><BR/>(a) Size of divorce settlement relative to net worth.<BR/><BR/>(b) A recent audit of my marriage revealed comparable numbers with respect to the "nett average cost per root"<BR/><BR/>(c)My wife was frequently legless.Mr Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09920080753047166402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-45543616258844978242008-12-10T21:05:00.000+11:002008-12-10T21:05:00.000+11:00Not being in the glamorous world of journalism I'v...Not being in the glamorous world of journalism I've not met many celebrities but I have been in a lift with Brian Bury (the weather man with the bow tie), served Abigail in a cake shop and lived a few doors down from Keith Potger and Simon Townsend. I door to door knocked Paul Harrigan once but didn't know who he was although he was vaguely familiar. I later pointed him out to Mr Patch in a health insurance ad and he told me who he was.patchouligirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14462983717621525841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-25816734506084338982008-12-10T19:36:00.000+11:002008-12-10T19:36:00.000+11:00Mr E, are you really Paul McCartney?Mr E, are you really Paul McCartney?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-80869631312181846142008-12-10T17:32:00.000+11:002008-12-10T17:32:00.000+11:00I once sat thru a dinner party being totally ignor...<I>I once sat thru a dinner party being totally ignored by Yoko Ono.</I><BR/><BR/>Would you have preferred to talk to her?Perseushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11292281862441986618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-65086557186469249352008-12-10T17:08:00.000+11:002008-12-10T17:08:00.000+11:00From Boogey's article: "The magazine is expected ...From Boogey's article: <I>"The magazine is expected to break the Guinness world record for the most boobs given away at one time."</I><BR/><BR/>I wonder what the previous record was?Fad MDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14682635778182144243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-4295534206260863882008-12-10T16:54:00.000+11:002008-12-10T16:54:00.000+11:00I once sat thru a dinner party being totally ignor...I once sat thru a dinner party being totally ignored by Yoko Ono.Mr Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09920080753047166402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-11704516807879090082008-12-10T15:41:00.000+11:002008-12-10T15:41:00.000+11:00Who isn't on a first name basis with Jo Bailey?Umm...<I>Who isn't on a first name basis with Jo Bailey?</I><BR/><BR/>Umm, Me.<BR/><BR/>But I had a nice chat with Marcia Hines at Brisbane airport the other week. She was really nice. We were discussing how hideously expensive Nintendo DS games are.wari lasihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03510841562408680249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-81557755291073863652008-12-10T15:14:00.000+11:002008-12-10T15:14:00.000+11:00It's a great concept, of course, the inflatable bo...It's a great concept, of course, the inflatable boob, particularly for those that don't have access to real ones. Can't imagine they'd feel quite genuine though. Is that the point? Or is it just something for Ralph-reading bogans to put next to their framed pictures of Steve Waugh in the pool room? I understand they also double as a handy life-saving device, or so I've heard.Lewd Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02482085817373911266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-73618082761633919012008-12-10T14:57:00.000+11:002008-12-10T14:57:00.000+11:00Boobs? I thought they were jelly fish. Dogs eating...Boobs? I thought they were jelly fish. Dogs eating, kids poking with sticks.Melbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02257719342445833725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-25806416430906834042008-12-10T14:42:00.000+11:002008-12-10T14:42:00.000+11:00Your unique seaport location ensures you Melburnia...Your unique seaport location ensures you Melburnians get all the <A HREF="http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,27574,24779851-2862,00.html" REL="nofollow">culture</A>, don't you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-19689529502430814272008-12-10T14:37:00.000+11:002008-12-10T14:37:00.000+11:00How many Paul Kellys can you fit into a nation?Wel...How many Paul Kellys can you fit into a nation?<BR/><BR/>Well, at least 5.<BR/><BR/>Paul Kelly The Singer, The Journalist, The Hurstbridge-based General Practitioner, The Ex-AFL Footballer and The Ex-Mitcham Footy Club Footballer (pretty sure they're different people despite playing very similar styles of football).Lewd Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02482085817373911266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-53499759450947063932008-12-10T13:49:00.000+11:002008-12-10T13:49:00.000+11:00I'm a highly-trained journalist, Bob.I can talk un...I'm a highly-trained journalist, Bob.<BR/><BR/>I can talk underwater (and often do).<BR/><BR/>PS. Your gmail address doesn't seem to be working.Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-18428204609674964422008-12-10T13:44:00.001+11:002008-12-10T13:44:00.001+11:00Who isn't on a first name basis with Jo Bailey? Ba...Who <I>isn't</I> on a first name basis with Jo Bailey? <BR/><BR/>Back to Dead Kennedys. I knew a great guy who many years ago was a recipient of 'Make A Wish' and his wish was to meet Jello Biafra. So, he flew over to the USA to spend a week in the studio. His review was: "Jello was a rude arrogant cunt, constantly shooting up heroin and never spoke to me and I've never listened to The Dead Kennedys ever since".Perseushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11292281862441986618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-45396043145845081682008-12-10T13:44:00.000+11:002008-12-10T13:44:00.000+11:00Lewd Bob, I believe this Oscar Wilde quote would s...Lewd Bob, I believe this Oscar Wilde quote would suit what you're trying to say:<BR/><BR/>"I'm not young enough to know everything"<BR/><BR/>That is all.<BR/><BR/>EnjoyNatashahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11801006808958653993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-13738298052070753002008-12-10T13:37:00.000+11:002008-12-10T13:37:00.000+11:00Thanks for making me feel inadequate Ramon. Oh, I...Thanks for making me feel inadequate Ramon. Oh, I was inadequate. But, in my defence, I was 21 and knew shit. Now I'm 38 and know only slightly more shit. (Or is it less shit?) More in my defence, I'm on first name terms with Jo Bailey (she baileyed me up at the airport once) and tripped up Natarsha Belling when she was 9 months pregnant.Lewd Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02482085817373911266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-38242357901234690952008-12-10T13:30:00.000+11:002008-12-10T13:30:00.000+11:00Lewd Bob, your conversation with Kelly reminds me ...Lewd Bob, your conversation with Kelly reminds me of the one I had with Elle McPherson. Backstage, she was totally alone, and I came across her, carrying a heavy box. <BR/><BR/>Me: Excuse me.<BR/>Her: Oh, sorry.<BR/>Me: That's okay.<BR/><BR/>I claim to this day there was a <I>connection</I>.<BR/><BR/>And no, I didn't hang up on Cleary. We chatted for 10 minutes. Great bloke. But the party never got off the ground. I suspect I was the only one that ever called. Shame, because if I was his only member I could've run for the lower house or something.Perseushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11292281862441986618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-21383776838439907712008-12-10T12:58:00.000+11:002008-12-10T12:58:00.000+11:00Fad,"I've run out of Melbourne cliches" is the son...Fad,<BR/><BR/>"I've run out of Melbourne cliches" is the song you're thinking of.<BR/><BR/>On par with their piss-take of "Accidentially Kelly Street" - "Accidentially Was Released".Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-8195163868100023142008-12-10T12:57:00.000+11:002008-12-10T12:57:00.000+11:00cliche even...cliche even...Fad MDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14682635778182144243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-20748511489929716052008-12-10T12:56:00.000+11:002008-12-10T12:56:00.000+11:00Ah, but could 60,000 Sydney-siders sing along with...Ah, but could 60,000 Sydney-siders sing along with a song about Sydney?<BR/><BR/>And no offence Bob, but I met Billy Bragg once and we chatted away at some length.Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-20354589320167862772008-12-10T12:54:00.000+11:002008-12-10T12:54:00.000+11:00Didn't the Late Show do some spoof film clip of "H...Didn't the Late Show do some spoof film clip of "Happy Birthday Helen" as "Not Another Melbourne Chilce"?Fad MDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14682635778182144243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-28327749198453934822008-12-10T12:52:00.000+11:002008-12-10T12:52:00.000+11:00Paul Kelly's also sung about Sydney (several times...Paul Kelly's also sung about Sydney (several times) and the outback (several times). I used to live next door to him. We shared a balcony. I suspect it's really hard to write a song about your home town without sounding ridiculous. Kelly seems to be able to pull it off. Somehow I got backstage at one of his gigs, was introduced to him and had nothing to say. I ended up saying 'Great gig Paul.' He said 'thanks'. Quite an exchange.<BR/><BR/>Perseus, did you hang up in a panic when Cleary answered the phone?Lewd Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02482085817373911266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-21869566015801430232008-12-10T11:51:00.000+11:002008-12-10T11:51:00.000+11:00Look mate, it's either owls or I post all the lyri...Look mate, it's either owls or I post all the lyrics to Kill the Poor up here.Christian Kerrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11216270116886910205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-30606555421637457322008-12-10T11:48:00.000+11:002008-12-10T11:48:00.000+11:00I knew I shouldn't have asked!I <I>knew</I> I shouldn't have asked!Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-792683396523768512008-12-10T11:41:00.000+11:002008-12-10T11:41:00.000+11:00Ooooh, ooooh, ooooh!Got an iPhone BURSTING with ow...Ooooh, ooooh, ooooh!<BR/><BR/>Got an iPhone BURSTING with owl pictures I took just for you. Will email some right away.Christian Kerrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11216270116886910205noreply@blogger.com