tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post8473447195513622200..comments2023-09-04T21:36:48.170+10:00Comments on The Site Formally Known As: Man v CatStubbadubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05333188150383405691noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-39591643709298486772010-04-19T11:27:42.476+10:002010-04-19T11:27:42.476+10:00Hiya Kettle, see kraken postHiya Kettle, see kraken postsquibhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10744419106501810243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-1026632845097985292010-04-19T11:15:12.240+10:002010-04-19T11:15:12.240+10:00Sorry Squib, it was a quiet day here at Casa de Ke...Sorry Squib, it was a quiet day here at Casa de Kettle.<br /><br />Hey, how was your holiday?Kettlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05555996290361714986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-18982767948095883892010-04-19T10:17:13.966+10:002010-04-19T10:17:13.966+10:00I reckon that Clooney cut-out has a touch of the M...<i>I reckon that Clooney cut-out has a touch of the Malcolm Turnbull about him.</i><br /><br />Noooo! You have ruined George for me<br /><br />How could you do that?<br /><br />Lewd, sorry about your catsquibhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10744419106501810243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-90870461363994119822010-04-17T03:36:31.345+10:002010-04-17T03:36:31.345+10:00I wasn't even a twinkle in my dad's eye in...I wasn't even a twinkle in my dad's eye in 1975.<br /><br />But I'm pretty sure I'm not the youngest here.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03085054284790032962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-57466359220333108602010-04-14T14:11:59.780+10:002010-04-14T14:11:59.780+10:00I just smile and remember that in 1974 I got my fi...<i>I just smile and remember that in 1974 I got my first blow job in the back seat of Marlene Dietrich's Rolls Royce.<br /></i><br /><br />Since Marlene was over 70 at the time, I'm hoping she removed her false teeth.Fad MDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14682635778182144243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-31408869027753533452010-04-14T06:50:03.861+10:002010-04-14T06:50:03.861+10:00When I see comments from Lewd Bob saying "I w...<em>When I see comments from Lewd Bob saying "I was in Prep in 1975"</em><br /><br />I wasn't gloating, after all, I turn 40 this year. It was merely a statement of fact.<br /><br />And there's plenny younger then me here. I'd say I was in the older half.Lewd Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02482085817373911266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-48189762684942526342010-04-13T21:34:11.678+10:002010-04-13T21:34:11.678+10:00Did you used to pinch cars when you were a teenage...Did you used to pinch cars when you were a teenager, Mr E?<br /><br />But yeah, you shouldn't be concerned about your age Melba. As long as you've got your marbles and everything still works, what difference does it make? Also, provided you've kept yourself in decent condition and nothing unforeseen happens, you should have a good 30+ years left in you. That's not anything to be sneezed at.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-17326089818867903492010-04-13T20:19:34.071+10:002010-04-13T20:19:34.071+10:00And thanks everyone for making me feel pretty fuck...<i>And thanks everyone for making me feel pretty fucking old.</i><br /><br />Sweat Thee not Fair Melba.<br /><br />When I see comments from Lewd Bob saying "I was in Prep in 1975", I just smile and remember that in 1974 I got my first blow job in the back seat of Marlene Dietrich's Rolls Royce.<br /><br />In all of human history, our formative years occured at time when both sex and drugs where at their most affordable, and the music wasn't bad either.Mr Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09920080753047166402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-65006264586177972532010-04-13T18:47:05.345+10:002010-04-13T18:47:05.345+10:00Don't worry Melba, I'm old in spirit.Don't worry Melba, I'm old in spirit.Puss In Bootshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14236191025319308375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-67200108260152313542010-04-13T18:23:51.911+10:002010-04-13T18:23:51.911+10:00Melba, Yoni is vagina* (pussy, geddit?) in some As...Melba, Yoni is vagina* (pussy, geddit?) in some Asian language; Indian I think.<br /><br />*The literal translation is "heavenly passage" or "source of life" or something, but you get the gist.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-83509418887333869492010-04-13T18:01:20.586+10:002010-04-13T18:01:20.586+10:00What's that? Greek for dog or something?
And ...What's that? Greek for dog or something?<br /><br />And thanks everyone for making me feel pretty fucking old.<br /><br />Which I guess I am.<br /><br />Which I guess is my own fault for saying it on here.<br /><br />-6?<br /><br />Oh fuck off!Melbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02257719342445833725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-1916553456165095352010-04-13T17:26:27.543+10:002010-04-13T17:26:27.543+10:00I had a cat once. We named him Yoni. Few people un...I had a cat once. We named him Yoni. Few people understood.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-67789859825641080712010-04-13T16:18:53.465+10:002010-04-13T16:18:53.465+10:00My maternal grandfather was a complete arsehole, a...My maternal grandfather was a complete arsehole, and he has not been missed by anyone in the family since his demise circa 1986.<br /><br />The loss of your beloved feline friend, on the other hand, brings me to tears and reminds me all too much of the fragility of life and that one day my own little pussycat will depart. I plan on taking bereavement leave, and if anyone questions its validity, I will happily poke them in the eye with a barge pole.<br /><br />Vale Bob's Pussy.Cathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00947982822958330915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-25304202106984319002010-04-13T14:18:57.827+10:002010-04-13T14:18:57.827+10:00Bob is still hot.
The standee is not.
Sorry to ...Bob is still hot. <br /><br />The standee is not.<br /><br />Sorry to hear about your grandfather.Pepsihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12385549631744126072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-52075577350714468192010-04-13T09:14:56.451+10:002010-04-13T09:14:56.451+10:00His face looks flat, Puss. That's what gives i...His face looks flat, Puss. That's what gives it that Turnbull sort of quality.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-79855080955686874692010-04-13T09:12:09.877+10:002010-04-13T09:12:09.877+10:00I was -6 in 1976.
When I first saw that photo, I ...I was -6 in 1976.<br /><br />When I first saw that photo, I thought it looked like George. Then I looked again, and I was convinced it wasn't him. There's something not right about his face. But perhaps just because it was taken a while ago, and is blurry, and he's clearly mid-talk.Puss In Bootshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14236191025319308375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-23711365857202555372010-04-13T08:28:59.042+10:002010-04-13T08:28:59.042+10:00Have you filled out a bit since that photo was tak...Have you filled out a bit since that photo was taken, Bob? I'm trying to think back to that short film and that other photo you posted.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-17121207267903309772010-04-13T07:14:27.347+10:002010-04-13T07:14:27.347+10:00it doesn't look like you Bob
It was a little ...<em>it doesn't look like you Bob</em><br /><br />It was a little while ago. Further, the photo was taken on someone's cheap, dodgy phone which makes everyone lose a dimension.<br /><br />1976 for me was prep.<br /><br />And Kettle, I strenuously deny attending anything even remotely large 'L' Liberal, and I wouldn't want to put vodka in their punch for fear of them having a good time.Lewd Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02482085817373911266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-83065035412738700512010-04-13T05:52:37.013+10:002010-04-13T05:52:37.013+10:00Poor cat. Poor pops.
Poor Clooney.Poor cat. Poor pops.<br /><br />Poor Clooney.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03085054284790032962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-36344948428177296252010-04-12T23:41:03.940+10:002010-04-12T23:41:03.940+10:00I reckon that Clooney cut-out has a touch of the M...I reckon that Clooney cut-out has a touch of the Malcolm Turnbull about him. Were you gate-crashing some Liberal function, Bob? Sneaking a bit of vodka in the Conservative fruit-punch? Nice work!Kettlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05555996290361714986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-27889180393970179442010-04-12T22:19:29.184+10:002010-04-12T22:19:29.184+10:00Wow, it doesn't look like you Bob. And it has ...Wow, it doesn't look like you Bob. And it has to be the worst photo in existence of Clooney. I can't believe I am (sort of) one degree of separation away from him.<br /><br />And hah about 1976. It was an ace year for me. Form One, treads, Crystal Cylinder surfwear and skateboards.Melbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02257719342445833725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-23809138256221118962010-04-12T20:17:07.856+10:002010-04-12T20:17:07.856+10:00George who, by the way, I found a little two dimen...<i>George who, by the way, I found a little two dimensional on that particular evening.</i><br /><br />I thought something looked off about his head.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-14823078765029116942010-04-12T20:01:29.605+10:002010-04-12T20:01:29.605+10:00Thank you all for you condolences. For the cat. ...Thank you all for you condolences. For the cat. She is missed.<br /><br />Melba, that is indeed me (on the right). And I look nothing like Perseus. Nor does George who, by the way, I found a little two dimensional on that particular evening.<br /><br />And to answer your point 3, you're not supposed to ask about writerly exaggeration. Do you know how long it took for me to decide on 1976. I felt it was the funniest sounding year.Lewd Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02482085817373911266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-17459789878327936282010-04-12T18:42:50.763+10:002010-04-12T18:42:50.763+10:00I thought you'd met all sorts of famous people...I thought you'd met all sorts of famous peoples, Persey.<br /><br />The Danish model for one. You might have met George.Melbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02257719342445833725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-68780928239554111972010-04-12T13:26:40.468+10:002010-04-12T13:26:40.468+10:00It kinda looks like me, but in ten years' time...It kinda looks like me, but in ten years' time, and after eating a very sour lolly. <br /><br />I hope it's not me. I don't think it is, but I might be wrong.Perseushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11292281862441986618noreply@blogger.com