tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post8812799047460635160..comments2023-09-04T21:36:48.170+10:00Comments on The Site Formally Known As: Some holiday thoughts.Stubbadubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05333188150383405691noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-69152722057714611742008-12-31T10:18:00.000+11:002008-12-31T10:18:00.000+11:00Chaps outside my local Safeway's like to gather ar...Chaps outside my local Safeway's like to gather around to drink JBs in the carpark.<BR/><BR/>Because nothing says relaxed ambience like a supermarket carpark.Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-75808839501146995892008-12-31T08:52:00.000+11:002008-12-31T08:52:00.000+11:00Some holiday moments...The vodka cruiser and JB ca...Some holiday moments...<BR/><BR/>The vodka cruiser and JB cans form endless trails. Hansel and Gretel get shit faced every night down here.<BR/><BR/>Toppled wheelie bins, 5, 6, 7 in a row disgorge scraps and nappies and black polystyrene meat trays that mysteriously lift off in the breeze.<BR/><BR/>I make an appointment with my grocer to buy milk. I set my alarm for 7.00am, but the supermarket is overcrowded even at that hour.<BR/><BR/>Fisticuffs between two women broke out in the checkout line yesterday. <BR/><BR/>The early shift is popular as staff like to get away before the drunks come in. Boys drink bourbon for breakfast in the Coles car park.catlickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13576403056383762758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-39122511937020967122008-12-30T15:57:00.000+11:002008-12-30T15:57:00.000+11:00Punter reads this blog on a regular basis, Wari.He...Punter reads this blog on a regular basis, Wari.<BR/><BR/>He signs in as "Melba".Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-15722306507861119462008-12-30T14:22:00.000+11:002008-12-30T14:22:00.000+11:00At least Punter had a shave for the post match int...At least Punter had a shave for the post match interview.wari lasihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03510841562408680249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-60254859757854327862008-12-30T14:16:00.000+11:002008-12-30T14:16:00.000+11:00Nice to see the South African players go out of th...Nice to see the South African players go out of their way to acknowledge the fans - many of whom had travelled to Melbourne from hellholes like Perth.Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-51301730047836469402008-12-30T14:09:00.000+11:002008-12-30T14:09:00.000+11:00Well.That's that then ....At least you know you've...Well.<BR/><BR/>That's that then ....<BR/><BR/>At least you know you've got a good team when someone is so fucking happy to have beaten you.wari lasihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03510841562408680249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-11156681103573482092008-12-30T13:37:00.000+11:002008-12-30T13:37:00.000+11:00I just wish the end would come now.I want to go ou...I just wish the end would come now.<BR/><BR/>I want to go outside for a ciggie.Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-70011233415994272902008-12-30T12:46:00.000+11:002008-12-30T12:46:00.000+11:00Pray for rain. It's our only hope. Even the lunch ...Pray for rain. It's our only hope. Even the lunch break is depressing.wari lasihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03510841562408680249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-60259772862762921792008-12-30T12:24:00.000+11:002008-12-30T12:24:00.000+11:00Bugger it, I'm available for the Third Test!Bugger it, <I>I'm</I> available for the Third Test!Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-41089612231202384582008-12-30T12:15:00.000+11:002008-12-30T12:15:00.000+11:00In a basement somewhere, blazered men use long sti...In a basement somewhere, blazered men use long sticks to push painted lead cricket figurines around a baize oval. A young man, torn between deference and the need for haste enters the room. "Sir", he says, "He's available". "Eddie Perfect is available for the third Test".catlickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13576403056383762758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-62942073094330376362008-12-30T11:31:00.000+11:002008-12-30T11:31:00.000+11:00Catlick,Christ himself could come on to bowl for A...Catlick,<BR/><BR/>Christ himself could come on to bowl for Australia and that wouldn't stop the Yarpies from giving us a complete pantsing.<BR/><BR/>Face it comrade - this is over.Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-38798774871706558452008-12-30T11:23:00.000+11:002008-12-30T11:23:00.000+11:00Ramon, would you mind going down to third man and ...Ramon, would you mind going down to third man and blocking up that hole?catlickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13576403056383762758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-11533643371902403502008-12-30T09:15:00.000+11:002008-12-30T09:15:00.000+11:00Teacher: "This term class, we'll be studying the w...Teacher: "This term class, we'll be studying the works of Harold Pinter."<BR/><BR/>Pause.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Class "Oh.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Fuck."Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-22590168873734461962008-12-30T09:03:00.000+11:002008-12-30T09:03:00.000+11:00I remember "doing" Pinter for the school play. Exc...I remember "doing" Pinter for the school play. Excellent choice for a bunch of 14 year old girls. We wished we could just die. And, we did.catlickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13576403056383762758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-69020151395000450492008-12-30T09:02:00.000+11:002008-12-30T09:02:00.000+11:00I'm not surprised Ramon, despite my slightly right...I'm not surprised Ramon, despite my slightly right tendencies I'm still not convinced that it held water constitutionally. Either way, time has shown that no matter what side of the fence you sit politically, Frazer is a cunt and Whitlam, whether you agreed with his policies or not, is a man of integrity who has never wavered in his stance all this time. As well as being, in my opinion, the greatest orator to ever take the floor in parlaiment.wari lasihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03510841562408680249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-2679158983185054652008-12-30T08:44:00.000+11:002008-12-30T08:44:00.000+11:00My fanatically Labor family were of one mind over ...My fanatically Labor family were of one mind over The Dismissial, Wari.Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-23649043798332587852008-12-30T07:18:00.000+11:002008-12-30T07:18:00.000+11:00I got it Ramon. And I'm pretty fucking stupid, in ...I got it Ramon. And I'm pretty fucking stupid, in case you haven't noticed.<BR/><BR/>Why 1976? I would have thought that 1975, specifically November 11, would have been more a topic of controversy at Lenin House.<BR/><BR/>And thanks for the link. Despite having to click on the word "cunt", it is a very interesting article. Despite the writer's obvious dislike of Pinter it is remarkably well balanced. A good read.wari lasihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03510841562408680249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-74114793169415816832008-12-29T14:11:00.000+11:002008-12-29T14:11:00.000+11:00Boogey,Think "I've had a case of the Ertha Kitts"....Boogey,<BR/><BR/>Think "I've had a case of the Ertha Kitts".Ramon Insertnameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367002511826523517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2949589573125647543.post-91427952804482169592008-12-29T14:06:00.000+11:002008-12-29T14:06:00.000+11:00Rhyming slang for what?I didn’t even tell my siste...Rhyming slang for what?<BR/><BR/><I>I didn’t even tell my sister to “put a feckin’ sock in it” when she kept rabbiting on and on about reflexology – such was my restraint.</I><BR/><BR/>A foot massage with lavender oil will ease away your intractable cynicism, earth brother.<BR/><BR/>I get similarly irritated when my sister tells me she won't let her kids watch some cartoon or tv show (usually one that I'm happy to let mine watch), but won't explain clearly <I>what</I> it is she finds so inappropriate about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com