In what could be described as a “surprise to few” Myf Warhurst and the other one, the greasy fat cunt, what’s his name, Peter something, have been given the arse finish up on air from “dick rock” radio station Triple M.
The Herald Sun notes;
Guy Dobson, head of content at Triple M's parent company, Austereo, yesterday said the pair would finish up on air on Friday July 31 with a new show expected to be launched this year.
Triple M breakfast hasn't resonated with our audience, so we're going to work on creating a brand new breakfast show that is different to everything else on offer in this city and one that is aligned with the Triple M brand," Mr Dobson said.
The show “hasn't resonated with our audience” eh? Well, durr.
Why they thought the few remaining hipsters who listen to Triple J would switch over to said “dick rock” station just because of Ms Warhurst’s “zany rock chick” shtick when they had a perfectly good d-grade “zany rock chick” replacement in Marieke Hardy is beyond me.
Happily Ms Warhurst is an ABC mate and I’m sure she’ll be looked after – possibly doing the drive programme for Radio Burnie; the ABC equivalent of internal exile.
But Myf, here’s a hint. Never believe your own bullshit.
As for the other one; the greasy fat cunt, what’s his name, Peter something - who gives a fuck.
The Herald Sun notes;
Guy Dobson, head of content at Triple M's parent company, Austereo, yesterday said the pair would finish up on air on Friday July 31 with a new show expected to be launched this year.
Triple M breakfast hasn't resonated with our audience, so we're going to work on creating a brand new breakfast show that is different to everything else on offer in this city and one that is aligned with the Triple M brand," Mr Dobson said.
The show “hasn't resonated with our audience” eh? Well, durr.
Why they thought the few remaining hipsters who listen to Triple J would switch over to said “dick rock” station just because of Ms Warhurst’s “zany rock chick” shtick when they had a perfectly good d-grade “zany rock chick” replacement in Marieke Hardy is beyond me.
Happily Ms Warhurst is an ABC mate and I’m sure she’ll be looked after – possibly doing the drive programme for Radio Burnie; the ABC equivalent of internal exile.
But Myf, here’s a hint. Never believe your own bullshit.
As for the other one; the greasy fat cunt, what’s his name, Peter something - who gives a fuck.
I ask myself this question repeatedly:
ReplyDeleteWhy does everyone get sucked in by money?
Why does everyone get sucked in by money?
Why does everyone get sucked in by money?
I believe Krusty the Klown gave the best answer to this eternal question, Bob.
ReplyDelete"They drove a dump truck full of money up to my door.
I'm not made of stone!!".
Why does everyone get sucked in by money?
ReplyDeleteBob, I believe I can answer this question for you.
Just send me $100 and I'll email you the answer.
Don't believe him, Bob.
ReplyDeleteSend me $50 and a case of Coopers and I'll send you the answer.
I'll also throw in a book about vampires.
Thats a first - an article about the demise of Triple M that doesnt mention Tony Martin...
ReplyDeletePeter Helliar is about as funny as the drunk bloke that spews on himself at the footy, and Myf is a sellout.
Guy Dobson on the other hand, is an unmitigated fuckwit
Send me $50 and a case of Coopers and I'll send you the answer.
ReplyDeleteI'll also throw in a book about vampires.
Bob, send me $100 and a picture of a case of Coopers, and not only will I give you the answer, I'll also regale you with tall tales of Bulgarian lesbian vampires.
Plus, if you order within the next 10 minutes, I'll include a free date with Perseus.
And in the first of what will be several cricket alerts, Brett Lee has been true to form. In a lead-up match he performed at his past best, provoking his selection in yet another Test series. However, this time he's had the good grace to have his usual follow-up injury before the Test starts, allowing a work horse, not a show pony, to be selected.
ReplyDeleteMelanie, I don't think that going to work at a commercial radio station makes you a 'sell out'. Myf's problem is that she is no great talent - she never particularly shone at Triple J, and I don't think anyone noticed her until Spicks n Specks. And even on that show she is always overshadowed by the (mostly) more talented guests and co-stars.
ReplyDeleteBrett Lee is a goose.
ReplyDeleteSpot on, Boogey.
I mean Boogey's comment about Myf.
ReplyDeleteI wrote the book about lesbian vampires in central/eastern Europe.
Or rather, I'm writing the book.
I'm there for you Ramon, if you need to research.
ReplyDeleteHow many chapters have you written, Ramon?
ReplyDeleteBecause I'm also writing a book about Eurasian bisexual vampires even as we speak.
And in what will no doubt come (hur hur) as a blow (hur hur) to your aims to dominate the eroto-vampiric literary genre, I intend to ask Desci to review my manuscript once completed. And you know how eager she is to review/edit the work of friends.
Research about the cricket or research about the lesbian vampires, Catlick?
ReplyDeleteBoogey - do you mean in my mind or actual words on paper?
Oh my knowledge of cricket is barely adequate, but mittle european lesbian vampyres? this I know.
ReplyDeleteRamon, if you're measuring your progress against mine, then the former.
ReplyDeleteOf course, if you're aiming for actual publication and $$$'s, then the latter.
Catlick, are you available to conduct field research on a new book about a team of mixed race Bavarian/Indian female cricket-playing BDSM vampires, covering the 5 nights of the Test Match?
ReplyDeleteThey aim to bowl a maiden over at least once every chapter.
Effortlessly, except for the hand eye foot co-ordination involved in the Indo-Schuhplattle post match dancing. Best I go deep cover as a wheelchair bound luge coach. Blend in. Gain their trust. This is now sounding like Roger in American Dad....
ReplyDeleteIndo-Bavarian Vampire: Coach Catlick, can you help us strap on our protective padding before the match?
ReplyDeleteCatlick: Giggity giggity goo
Boogeyman you have conflated several characters and 2 shows, but I like where you're going with this.
ReplyDeleteI hope you're not planning on any "inappropriate touching" there, Coach Catlick.
ReplyDeleteAre all our posts going to end up in a discussion about lesbian vampire cricket players now?
Are all our posts going to end up in a discussion about lesbian vampire cricket players now?
ReplyDeletePosts about cricket - check.
Posts about Perseus's love life - check
Posts about radio deadwits - check
I think that covers 90% of our posts.
"Are all our posts going to end up in a discussion about lesbian vampire cricket players now?"
ReplyDeleteGod I hope not.
Having nothing much to say about cricket, and not much of an opinion on lesbian vampires, I WILL say something about Peter Helliar and Myfanwy. I'm not surprised they got sacked. It was never the same without the lovely Richard Marsland, he made the show. And they had replaced Get This, which was the biggest travesty in the history of radio.
ReplyDeleteI have a sneaking suspicion that Peter Helliar smells like sweaty feet.
ReplyDeleteI said it once, Ill say it again...
ReplyDeleteThis is there just deserts for dumping Tony Martin's Get This...
I searched for 'Myf' and 'stiff' and I came across your blog. I won't elaborate on my intended search outcome.
ReplyDeleteAnd BMX, 3 strikes:
"I'll"
"Their"
"Desserts"
I've said it before about this blog. "What! No Gravy?"
ReplyDelete"This time, we didn't forget the gravy."
ReplyDeleteTo His Lordship:
ReplyDeleteI dont give a fuck.
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