One of the many famous people who have never holidayed in PrestonAs some of you may know, I've been holidaying in the beautiful People's Republic of Preston this year.
Preston is home to a great many man-made and natural wonders including, but not limited to;
* Desci,
* me
* hipsters wearing black,
* junkies,
* Greek grandmothers wearing black,
* Desci.
Holiday activities thus far include;
* reading,
* drinking,
* staring thoughtfully at the garden,
* annoying the cat,
* catching up with old friends for drinks,
* more drinking.
Time well spent, I'm sure you'll agree.
Preston is home to a great many man-made and natural wonders including, but not limited to;
* Desci,
* me
* hipsters wearing black,
* junkies,
* Greek grandmothers wearing black,
* Desci.
Holiday activities thus far include;
* reading,
* drinking,
* staring thoughtfully at the garden,
* annoying the cat,
* catching up with old friends for drinks,
* more drinking.
Time well spent, I'm sure you'll agree.
What is it near? I've never heard of it
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me, I'm not here this Friday - Lewd, can you do the poetry?
Wasn't there a Travel Advisory issued for Preston following the recent terrorist arrests there?
ReplyDeleteThat's only for people thinking of travelling to Preston, Mr E.
ReplyDeleteFor people already living here, it's all OK.
Squib, Preston is the gateway to sunny Reservoir - where they eat their young.
Off topic, but does this mean we'll all be hearing from Imelda soon? What fun!
ReplyDeleteDo they make Preston postcards? They make Croydon ones, so it's likely...
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Puss - that article made me think of two things.
One: If the courts decide you can't call a celebrity a 'skank' on the internet, we're all fucked.
Two: Nobody would have ever known this model was called a skank if she simply ignored the website in the first place. By pursuing the blogger, she's bringing way too much negateive attention to herself.
Three: Does this mean I can sue Boogeyman?
Off topic, but does this mean we'll all be hearing from Imelda soon? What fun!
ReplyDeleteNoted Melbourne Barister and Aerial Photographer Walter Jeremy Sear will be seeking a High Court ruling on the use of the word "Cunt".
Pers, I don't recall seeing Boogeyman call you a skank.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I want to live in a world where you can't call Walter Jeremy Sear a "cunt".
No, but he called me a 'love gumby'.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking as somebody who almost passed second year law at uni, I don't know if "love gumby' is actionable.
ReplyDeleteI would like to make a public apology for a typo in my previous post. I did not mean to imply that Walter Jeremy Sear knows how to make good cup of coffee.My profound apologies to anyone who may have been offended.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean I can sue Boogeyman?
ReplyDeletehe called me a 'love gumby'.
I'm quite happy to defend this statement in court.
I have megabits of online archives, even from this blog alone, to draw upon for my legal defence.
Not only would no court in the land convict me, I'm willing to bet I'd walk out of there with a hefty payout for my trouble.
Bring it on, love gumby.
PS. Puss will be typing up all my affidavits - with double spacing!!!
Boogey,
ReplyDeleteYou might consider getting Wally Sear to represent you. You would probably lose, but you'd be in with a chance for an OA medal for "Services to Irony" next year.
Shit, the spacing thing has leaked to this thread. Can I state, for the record, it wasn't about double or single spacing, it was about double or single spacES after full stops.
ReplyDeleteAnd is a love gumby a bad thing? He's green, flexible and obviously amorous.
Could even Walter Jeremy Sear fail to prove that Perseus is a love gumby?
ReplyDeleteI guess anything's possible.
If Puss won't represent me then I'll get Ramon to do some sort of 'bush lawyer' thing, and defend me replete with swag hat and ocker accent.
I'd represent you, Boogey, but I think Ramon in a swag hat and ocker accent sounds much more entertaining!
ReplyDeleteStruth!
ReplyDeleteIt's "strewth" Ramon. Did you not read Bazza McKenzie?
ReplyDeleteNo.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's a corruption of "God's truth", which makes it Struth in my book.
With double spaces after?
ReplyDeleteSounds like my kind of holiday, Ramon. Especially the reading, drinking and annoying the cat activities.
ReplyDeleteAfter bitter experience, EMS, I've come to the conclusion that holidays where you actually go somewhere are always a bit of a letdown.
ReplyDeleteAnd the cat is now sulking in a corner, clearly wishing I was dead.
It'll come round.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't pull its tail, did you?
When we were kids, we used to grab our cat, wrestle it up to the top of the wardrobe and test that old saying that a cat always lands on its feet.
They always do.
No, I picked her up and tried to play her like a piano accordion.
ReplyDeleteThe Boy was greatly amused.
The cat, less so.
If you tickle their tummy at the same time as you're teasing them, it tends to distract them from the teasing.
ReplyDeleteYou're happy, because you get to tease the cat and the cat's happy because it gets a tummy tickle. Win-win.
Yeats looks like he needs his tummy rubbed in that photo.
ReplyDeleteI miss Imelda and the '3-4 litres of ladycum' stories.
ReplyDeleteRamon, you sound as if you're having a great time on your holidays. Have a frosty Coopers for each of TSFKA's followers!
Imelda and her unique brand of gibberish was the reason why I got into this blogging caper in the first place.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Australian test team - WTF?