Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Buy me this for Christmas, you crunts.

I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that

Details here.

7 comments:

  1. What's your address to send the package to, Ramon? Ignore any strange ticking noises.

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  2. Many thanks Boogey.

    Address is

    Lenin House,
    Karl Marx Allee,
    People's Republic of Darebin.

    I plan to wear it while standing next to Bob Brown at all his media conferences next year.

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  3. Witchie, is the word you're thinking of "enhance"?

    They also have tees for teh chicks as well.

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  4. I plan to wear it while standing next to Bob Brown at all his media conferences next year.

    You'll be standing behind Bob Brown? Are you working for him now? I thought you were Brumby's man.

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  5. No, Boogey.

    I plan on being a freelance pest.

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  6. Bob fucking Brown. Did you see him last night? I have this overwhelming urge to punch the guy. And I'm a very non violent person.

    Great shirt. I might buy myself one.

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  7. I need that shirt.

    I have a friend who regularly makes ridiculous statements - which would be handsomely handled by this garment - such as "The human body can't absorb calcium" (what!), "Berocca causes cancer" (as opposed to 'there's some speculation that aspartame may cause cancer in already compromised rats at massive doses) and "Red meat sits in the bowel for months" (come again!).

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