I have a friend who regularly makes ridiculous statements - which would be handsomely handled by this garment - such as "The human body can't absorb calcium" (what!), "Berocca causes cancer" (as opposed to 'there's some speculation that aspartame may cause cancer in already compromised rats at massive doses) and "Red meat sits in the bowel for months" (come again!).
What's your address to send the package to, Ramon? Ignore any strange ticking noises.
ReplyDeleteMany thanks Boogey.
ReplyDeleteAddress is
Lenin House,
Karl Marx Allee,
People's Republic of Darebin.
I plan to wear it while standing next to Bob Brown at all his media conferences next year.
Witchie, is the word you're thinking of "enhance"?
ReplyDeleteThey also have tees for teh chicks as well.
I plan to wear it while standing next to Bob Brown at all his media conferences next year.
ReplyDeleteYou'll be standing behind Bob Brown? Are you working for him now? I thought you were Brumby's man.
No, Boogey.
ReplyDeleteI plan on being a freelance pest.
Bob fucking Brown. Did you see him last night? I have this overwhelming urge to punch the guy. And I'm a very non violent person.
ReplyDeleteGreat shirt. I might buy myself one.
I need that shirt.
ReplyDeleteI have a friend who regularly makes ridiculous statements - which would be handsomely handled by this garment - such as "The human body can't absorb calcium" (what!), "Berocca causes cancer" (as opposed to 'there's some speculation that aspartame may cause cancer in already compromised rats at massive doses) and "Red meat sits in the bowel for months" (come again!).