Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Things I've done (so far) on my holidays

1. Drink a beer.

2. Go to Ikea (not through choice).

3. Get involved in a major blogging war.

4. Drink a beer.

5. Become involved in a new, disgusting blog.

6. Drink a beer.

7. Swear at the Age.

8. Assemble Ikea furniture (while drinking a beer).

9. Swear at Ikea furniture.

10. Think about drinking a beer.

Cripes, and it's only the first week.

I do lead a rich, full life.


Fad MD said...

I'm off on a couple of days holiday tomorrow. Do you think there'll be any IKEA here?

John said...

I think you meant here

Fad MD said...

Damn it.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

There's an Ikea store located on every circle of hell.

"Easy to assemble" eh!

Lieing Swedish cunts.

Desci said...

Beer is yuck.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

Depends on the beer, comrade.

Desci said...

Depends on the NOTHING. It all tastes like urine bread.

Perseus said...

I give my neighbour beer and he puts my Ikea furniture together. It's a good system.

Gabriella said...

Word, Desci.

I've been trying every day to see how long I can stay up. It's just kinda fucked up.