1. Drink a beer.
2. Go to Ikea (not through choice).
3. Get involved in a major blogging war.
4. Drink a beer.
5. Become involved in a new, disgusting blog.
6. Drink a beer.
7. Swear at the Age.
8. Assemble Ikea furniture (while drinking a beer).
9. Swear at Ikea furniture.
10. Think about drinking a beer.
Cripes, and it's only the first week.
I do lead a rich, full life.