Monday, July 2, 2012
Tomorrow's headlines today!
Gillard to Abbott "Shut yer fat gob, yer pencil-dicked buffoon"
Julian Assange something, something.
Syria - OMFG!
Exclusive poll: 98 per cent of people don't give a fat fuck about opinion polls.
Finance: The rich get richer, the poor get the picture, the bombs never hit you when you're down so low.
Sport: God hates Richmond fans, wants them to suffer.
Sorry I haven't written anything recently, bad depressive episode. You really don't want to know*.
* You really, really don't want to know.