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Last night I had a dream where I was trying to explain preferential voting to a group of overseas visitors.
Maybe I should ease up on the Federal election a bit.
Mind you, with the rubbish the media is spouting as political coverage, that’s not much of a sacrifice.
It’s getting to the stage where I’d get more sense from interviewing passing lunatics in the street.
Me: “Good morning sir, I wonder if you’d care to give me your opinion on the Federal election?”
Passing lunatic: “Fromage! Chickens! The Kaiser is stealing my string!”
Me: “I’m very sorry; I didn’t recognise you Mr Bolt. A very good day to you sir.”