Friday, April 1, 2011

A useful cart PSF

what a fine ship it was, back then



They sailed to the Western Sea, they did,
To a land all covered with trees,
And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart,
And a hive of silvery Bees.
And they bought a Pig, and some green Jack-daws,
And a lovely Monkey with lollipop paws,
And forty bottles of Ring-Bo-Ree,
And no end of Stilton Cheese.
Far and few, far and few,
Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
And they went to sea in a Sieve.

17 comments:

Alex said...

Lovely stuff.

eat my shorts said...

I'd like this if it wasn't for the Stilton cheese.

Urgh.

Jennifer said...
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Lewd Bob said...

EMS, if you want to say something against cheese, you'll have to say it to me first.

Nice poem by the way, Ramon.

Alex said...
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Alex said...

Nice poem by the way, Ramon.

You said it, Mr E.

Mr E Discharge said...

You said it, Mr E.

Somebody had to, Kettle.

Lewd Bob said...

I am nothing like Mr E. For one, I have never worn a birdcage on my head.

Mr E Discharge said...

Cage-ist Cunt!

Lewd Bob said...

I've been called a lot of things Mr E. But I must say that's a first.

(Not the cunt bit, the cage-ist bit)

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

Thanks chaps, but the wonderful Squib stepped up to the crease* and posted that one.

I've been flat out at work, like Brendan Behan drinking.

* Note I did not say "stepped up to the plate".

People who say "stepped up to the plate" are cunts.

Kettle said...

Thanks chaps, but the wonderful Squib stepped up to the crease* and posted that one.

How marvellous! Now Squib is being confused for Ramon.

[And Mr E, you're very funny.]

squib said...

*identity crisis*

Lewd Bob said...

So much confusion. I'm going to bed.

Sorry squib.

eat my shorts said...

EMS, if you want to say something against cheese, you'll have to say it to me first.

Dear Bob,

I love cheese.

I hate Stilton.

Sincerely,

EMS

And thank christ I'm not the only one getting everyone confused with each other these days. It fills my soul with joy to know it isn't just me.

Lewd Bob said...

Clarification noted and approved.

eat my shorts said...

Your approval is likewise noted and approved.