"Get me my agent! NOW!!
At some point, while watching Tim Burton’s over-long, ponderous 2001 film
Planet of the Apes, I turned to my wife and whispered, “You know, I don’t think Tim Burton is the artistic genius he’s made out to be”.
It was not so much a “the Emperor has no clothes” moment, but more of a “the Emperor has no clothes and appears to have soiled himself” moment.
This latest, lazy, trip down memory lane is brought to you by the news that the
prequel,
Rise of the Planet of the Apes, is about to hit our shores.
To be fair, the prequel is made by somebody else and is said to be much better than
Planet of the Apes but fair dinkum, I could have filmed my cat, asleep in front of the heater for four hours with an ape mask on her, and it would have made a more amusing film than
Planet of the Apes*.
Let’s all give any ape-related films a miss – shall we?
* And nobody said “Get your hands off her, you dirty ape”**.
** Or even “Damn you! Damn you all! You blew it all to hell!”
Ripped off!