Friday, March 9, 2012

A "Frank should have had a cat" PSF.

"You drank all that Bourbon?"

Frank settled down out in the Valley
And he hung his wild years in a nail that he drove through his wife's forehead
He sold used office furniture out there on San Fernando Road
And assumed a $30,000 loan at 15 1/4 %
And put down payment on a little two bedroom place
His wife was a spent piece of used jet trash
Made good bloody marys, kept her mouth shut most of the time
Had a little Chihuahua named Carlos
That had some kind of skin disease and was totally blind
They had a thoroughly modern kitchen, self-cleaning oven (the whole bit)
Frank drove a little sedan, they were so happy

One night Frank was on his way home from work
He stopped at the liquor store
Picked up a couple Mickey's Big Mouths
Drank 'em in the car on his way to the Shell station
He got a gallon of gas in a can
Drove home, doused everything in the house, torched it
Parked across the street laughing and watching it burn
All Halloween orange and chimney red
Then Frank put on a top forty station
Got on the Hollywood Freeway
Headed north

Never could stand that dog


Mad Cat Lady said...

i have no idea, of hand, who sung this, but it is awesome.

i am tired after a week of manning a maintenance line and rather feel like setting fire to a few buildings myself.

still reading
still appreciating
very thankful Ramoninsertnamehere is still posting
would like a post from bob
and adore a baby update from perseus

some people start baby blogs
letters to their fetus etc
I would have loved a parently record of my gestation, but being the fourth child they didn't even record what time I was born.

(I sort of hold a grudge about that)

Mad Cat Lady said...

of course I meant "off-hand" rather than "of-hand"

Mad Cat Lady said...

and "parent" rather than "parently"
arse bugger fuck shit

this doesn't bode well for my error checking for this week.

only there two weeks and set to train the new temp the next week
sorry - feel a bit stretched

the new temp keeps saying sorry which makes me wanna be mean and I am constantly restraining myself, cause that would be mean, and I don't want to be mean, except actually I kinda do, because I hate people who apologise ALL THE TIME!!

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

You seem a teeny bit stressed there, MCL.

Mad Cat Lady said...

*embarassed coff*
sorry - i hate being in charge of anything and when i am i have a tendancy to morph into hitler and i am uncomfortable with that side of my personallity

i am struggling at present with the way she writes telephone numbers down. i feel strongly that for a landline one should be typed four digits, then a space, and then the next four digits. Mobile phones 4-3-3.

however, i am aware it is silly to be fussing about how a phone number is typed out and am biting my tongue on my ocd tendancies.

i shall have no tongue left soon

Mad Cat Lady said...

argh ... i can't believe i even mentioned that - sheesh