Wednesday, May 29, 2013

You may want to re-think your strategy there, George Pell.


"You are such a putz"

Dear George (may I call you George*),

When even the US media takes time out from their busy schedule to give you an almighty whack, you probably need to revalue your media strategy.

I mean, really, it's as though you're not even trying!

Hugs,

Ramon

PS. Even God is disappointed in you.

*No. I didn't think so.

7 comments:

Alex said...

Even God is disappointed in you

He also sent you a thousand page manual on the whys and hows of being humble, begging forgiveness and performing harsh penance. Maybe you should go and leaf through it a bit, 'ay?

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

Good point about the penance, Alex.

Time was, you did shit like this, the penance would be to crawl through the snow on your testicles, while being whipped by a thousand cats.

Happy, happy times.

Mr E said...

Cardinal Pell would be wise to familiarise himself with the clear precedent established by the controversial landmark decision in "The Crown V Becket"(London 1170 CE).

Perseus said...

Yes, yes. Pick on the Richmond supporters when they're down. Typical post by an Essendon supporter.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

It's easy to criticise Richmond supporters.

Fun, too!

And what are you griping about, they're in the eight.

How's the bub, BTW?

Alex said...

Time was, you did shit like this, the penance would be to crawl through the snow on your testicles, while being whipped by a thousand cats.

Is that from Leviticus or is it one of Paul's musings? Either way, I think I know what's going on the front of my Christmas cards this year. Cheers, Ramon. And what do you think of the announcement of "Grumpy Cat: The Movie"?

Mr E, it almost makes a monarchy seem worthwhile, doesn't it.

Yes Pers, what's happening with the bub? She must be running a muck by now?

catlick said...

The rapes endured at St Vincent De Paul's Orphanage in South Melbourne in the 1960's caused my brother and others like him to self destruct and die early in a sorry life of confused self loathing. The "survivors" are coming forward, the suicides are counted, but an analysis of probable institutional abuse of the many young men dead from overdoses, car accidents, and risk taking behavior would be the next step in recognizing the true impact of these perverted acts. Fix the law, allow the Catholic Church to be sued, bankrupt all the sick enabling complicit fuckers here and world wide.