Brrrr, bit chilly!
Well, it’s been hailing and snowing in some suburbs, we haven’t see the sun for some time and the temperature is struggling to reach double figures* and quite frankly I’m sick of those idiots whose soul conversation consists of “oh, isn’t it cold, I’m so cold, aren’t you cold, gosh it’s cold”.
Well, it’s freckin’ winter. It comes around every freckin’ year.
Honestly, it’s as though we’re turning into a bunch of nimby-pimby, namby-pamby Sydneyites**.
Winter in Melbourne is the perfect time for hearty soups, hearty steaks and hearty stouts, open fires in pubs, wearing black all the time and sneering***.
Suck it up.
*Rather like the Australian cricket team.
** Also rather like the Australian cricket team.
***Oh, wait. We do that all the time.