Tuesday, June 3, 2008

MP Jason's Wood

So he made a mistake and said 'orgasm' instead of 'organism'. Why is this such big news? Who cares?

P.S. Since I'm sure you're all dying to read my obviously spectacular contributions to this site, I just thought I'd let you know I have final exams this week and next, so I guess you'll just have to wait for your fix of boring nonsense.


catlick said...

Surely not the first orgasms in that place? And, in speaking for the motion, was Wood hitting the 'G'reen spot? Is this a reference to the other 'member' who moved and motioned, known as 'Broad' and 'bent'? Are we in danger from genitally modified organisms?

Perseus said...

The parliamentary slip forever to be known as 'cracking a woody'.


Jesus, that's lame. You're much better at that than I am Catlick.

catlick said...

I think you'll find the deceased Arab leader Yasser Crackafat is the origin for that term. In the 'industry' (adult entertainment) the term is to 'get wood'. "we have wood!" is the prelude to 'shooting' even if video tape is being used. 'Footage' is an out of date term since John Holmes died.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

I would suggest it's been a slow news day, Puss.

phyllis.stein said...

This site is going to hell in a handbag!