You're a baldy git, Costner.
You know those films, those big budget flops that mature over time and become half-way decent.
I’m here to report that I watched Waterworld on one of the digital channels the other night and it was still shit.
The cat wandered in half-way and you could tell by the body language that even she thought it was shit.
So I stayed up until Dennis Hopper appeared, then went to bed.
Verdict – it was shit.
Apart from Dennis Hopper