Sunday, February 7, 2010
Dan is thinking about eating rissoles for lunch
I wonder if people who like to post their 'status' (i.e. whatever inane thing they happen to be doing at the moment their walnut-sized brains decide to make the post) on Facebook or Twitter, really think anyone gives a fuck.
Do they think they're so important that others are hanging on their every vacuous post?
"Keith has been working hard and is now enjoying a glass of beer."*
Fuck off Keith, I don't give a shit. If you were really enjoying your beer, why don't you just drink it, instead of telling everybody about it, you arsehole.
"Rick thinks your (sic) going to love Avatar."*
Rick, you don't have any fucking idea what you're (see how I spelled that?) talking about, twat.
And incidentally, the people that respond to your status don't give a fuck either, they just want you to check their status:
"Doreen is glad there's something good on TV!"*
Well fucken watch it, bitch, instead of telling your stupid friends about it.
*Actual status updates - names have been changed.