Thursday, February 12, 2009
Isn't this great? The return of Netanyahu and his band of right wingers. What I really find disturbing are comments like these:
With God's help, I will lead the next government.
Can't do it alone, pissboy?
Firstly, as we know, God doesn't exist. Secondly, even if he did, he doesn't give a shit now does he? I can just picture Netanyahu's God sitting behind a mahogany desk eating matzos and thinking "I'm going to give Ben a hand with the running of his government. God knows, he can't handle it himself. Let's face it, he's a fuckwit."
The following sportsmen (among many others) have thanked God upon winning a tournament, a game or a match of some sort:
I'm here to tell you boys, God doesn't give a rat's arse about you, you saps.
"Rather than help people avoid starvation, disease, natural disasters, pain, torture and death, I'll give Haydos another hundred. And as for those stupid Victorians who support abortion, I'm going to burn them alive. Now, back to my witty Darwin rebuttal."