Well yes, but it is winter.

Brrrr, bit chilly!

Well, it’s been hailing and snowing in some suburbs, we haven’t see the sun for some time and the temperature is struggling to reach double figures* and quite frankly I’m sick of those idiots whose soul conversation consists of “oh, isn’t it cold, I’m so cold, aren’t you cold, gosh it’s cold”.

Well, it’s freckin’ winter. It comes around every freckin’ year.

Honestly, it’s as though we’re turning into a bunch of nimby-pimby, namby-pamby Sydneyites**.

Winter in Melbourne is the perfect time for hearty soups, hearty steaks and hearty stouts, open fires in pubs, wearing black all the time and sneering***.

Suck it up.

*Rather like the Australian cricket team.

** Also rather like the Australian cricket team.

***Oh, wait. We do that all the time.

Cock

I shouldn't let this cunt make me angry, but he does.

This bloke is a climate change sceptic. He refutes the position of the vast majority of climate scientists who agree that the earth is warming, and that it is caused my man. Apparently it's some sort of conspiracy by communists.

Incidentally, he's not a climate scientist. Instead, he's a quack.

He's entitled to his opinion, however misguided - in my opinion - it is. So, actually, it's his followers that annoy me (e.g. the hundred 'retirees' that attended his South Yarra speech). If 99% of scientists agree on something, based on sound, logical investigation and analysis, then that's what evidence is.

Decisions

Ok, well that was a hot one. Hot enough for me? Yes, thank you for asking, it was.

I'm sick of it and am thinking of moving to a) Sweden, b) Canada or c) Tasmania.

Pros and Cons?

Sweden

Pros: Beautiful countryside, Swedish models, proximity to the rest of Europe.

Cons: The food, the prices and it's a long way to the closest test cricket venue.

Canada

Pros: Beautiful countryside, relatively liberal philosophy, maple syrup.

Cons: Shit beer.

Tasmania

Pros: Beautiful countryside, good pies, cheap housing.

Cons: A little too quiet, further from Europe than pretty much anywhere else except New Zealand, and I might run into Punter.