Crikey, Nazi zombies! This doesn't bode well!In an earlier post, I got into a wild-swinging, free-for-all with Perseus, Melba and sundry others about the virtues (or otherwise) of filmmaker Quentin Tarantino.
Now, I’m not one to carry a grudge…
Oh, hang on a minute, I am.
Ahem.
In the course of prosecuting said grudge, I present Dead Snow, a Norwegian horror film yet to be released here.
Dead Snow includes;
* Norwegians!
* Nazi zombies!
* Snow!
* Beheadings!
* More Nazi zombies!!
Could Quentin Tarantino present such a delightful mixture? I think not.*
Now, I’m not one to carry a grudge…
Oh, hang on a minute, I am.
Ahem.
In the course of prosecuting said grudge, I present Dead Snow, a Norwegian horror film yet to be released here.
Dead Snow includes;
* Norwegians!
* Nazi zombies!
* Snow!
* Beheadings!
* More Nazi zombies!!
Could Quentin Tarantino present such a delightful mixture? I think not.*
Mind you, the Man-bull is looking more and more like the walking dead these days
*Well, yes, yes he could, but he couldn’t do it in Norwegian – which is the point.
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I don't know why your public service fun filter doesn't block such links like mine does.
Perhaps the good folk of the Brumby-toria State Govt are more sympathetic to Norwegian zombies than the Qld SG.
A great pity Boogey as it looks like a ripper picture.
And they're German zombies.
And they're German zombies.
Shhh, don't mention the German zombies. I did once, but I think I got away with it.
So, what sort of stereotyped German zombies are we talking about here? WWII ones, Mozart-era sorts, buxom Bavarian wenches and chaps in lederhosen, or modern day guilt-ridden young zombies who terribly regret that whole holocaust thing and wish everyone would stop mentioning the war?
They're Nazi zombies, Boogey.
Which is sort of like ordinary zombies, but even eviler.
Poor Boogey. I remember my days at the government. We weren't even allowed the internet at all unless we filled out a req form stating exactly why we needed it. And then we only got the exact web pages we listed on that form. *shudders*
I love my internet policy here. There isn't one! I could look up pr0n if I wanted.
Pope Benedicts Press Oficer is not going to be happy about this.
I think I'd prefer Napoleonic zombies, marching on Moscow.
Written by a zombie Tolstoy in collaboration with a zombie Lovecraft, starring a zombie Vincent Price and directed by George Romero*.
*Not yet a zombie
I could look up pr0n if I wanted
Well, why are you wasting your time on this nonsense then, Puss?
Because I like to have a healthy balance between intelligence and sexual fantasies!
Which are we?
We're both, Boogey.
TSFKA is the thinking person's stud muffin.
Do people still say "stud muffin" these days?
I think Kath & Kim still say it
Those Nazi zombies are giving me the willies
They are pretty scary, Squid.
Maybe you shouldn't click onto the film's website.
The tubby one on the far right doesn't really look like he's into it all that much.
"Braaaaaains, braaaaa...
Ah, fuck it.
"I think I'll sit down and have a quiet beer instead."
"I think I'll sit down and have a quiet beer instead."
A much more productive use of his time than brain-hunting.
Perseus must be dead... he hasn't yet commented on this..... I LOVE anything Nazi (Ok, that sounds creepy), but I am not sure about Nazi zombies. Nah, bugger it, I am up for it!
Perseus isn't dead but there's been a golfing accident in the family.
Thanks for the reminder Bob, he did tell me that a family issue had arisen. What with my nuptials tomorrow and all (AAARRRGHHH!!!) I completely forgot.
But, hey, he still owes his audience SOMETHING!
Maybe you could watch this film on your honeymoon, Cath.
Nothing says love like Nazi zombies.
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