1. Drink a beer.
2. Go to Ikea (not through choice).
3. Get involved in a major blogging war.
4. Drink a beer.
5. Become involved in a new, disgusting blog.
6. Drink a beer.
7. Swear at the Age.
8. Assemble Ikea furniture (while drinking a beer).
9. Swear at Ikea furniture.
10. Think about drinking a beer.
Cripes, and it's only the first week.
I do lead a rich, full life.
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I'm off on a couple of days holiday tomorrow. Do you think there'll be any IKEA here?
I think you meant here
Damn it.
There's an Ikea store located on every circle of hell.
"Easy to assemble" eh!
Lieing Swedish cunts.
Beer is yuck.
Depends on the beer, comrade.
Depends on the NOTHING. It all tastes like urine bread.
I give my neighbour beer and he puts my Ikea furniture together. It's a good system.
Word, Desci.
I've been trying every day to see how long I can stay up. It's just kinda fucked up.
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