Thursday, October 1, 2009
You're Joking, Right?
It's a joke, isn't it?
You're not really calling it that are you?
My friend said it tasted 'velvety' so she actually entered your competition with 'velvemite'. I said she wouldn't win because it sounded too much like 'vulvamite', so she put in a second entry, "Vegemite: Velvet".
Are you trying to tell me iSnack 2.0 beat that?
Well, you're a cunt, Kraft.
Here's a list of names for your product that are better than iSnack 2.0
WAKE ME UP (BEFORE YOU GO GO)
SATAN WILL RISE
FRANK PENHALLURIC, THE REBEL TRADER
THE FRENCH REVOLUTION
Change it. Now.