Monday, September 1, 2008

Legendary actress admits to taking drugs!

In the next TSFKA installment of “I can’t believe its news!” Actress Helen Mirren admits to snorting coke in the 80’s, but then she stopped cause she found out some nasty man was making money off it.

OMFG! STOP THE PRESSES!


p.s. I couldn't find a Perez Hilton style photo of the Dame, so you'll have to use your imagination.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure what's the more disturbing about this report...

a) Dame Mirren stopped snorting cocaine because of the Nazis, or
b) Barbie has a Nazi war criminal uncle, Klaus Barbie.

Mr E said...

You can run but you can't hide. Those Barbie Collectors are a determined bunch.

Perseus said...

I really liked that film The Queen .

Melba said...

i loved the film the queen too, i walked out feeling quite fond of the old dear. but i can't believe you couldn't find the ubiquitous red-bikini shot of the mirren.

hot stuff.

Loose Shunter said...

Do you mean this one Melba?

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

I thought The Queen was a bit harsh on Cherri Blair, given that - you know - they made it all up.

Melba said...

yes that one, loose shunter.

i know she's never given birth and all, but really, she looks pretty good.