Monday, January 5, 2009

Dlisters demand "stop this now, please".

Eighties singer Grace Knight, formerly of the Eurogliders has joined the list of celebrities demanding Israel “something, something”.

Ms Knight appeared on stage with the leader singers of Wa Wa Nee, The Ted Mulry Gang and Brian Mannix to deliver an impassioned plea in something that closely resembled English.

“I’m just so appalled,” Ms Knight said.

“I mean I thought, like everybody else, we’d finally seen the last of Annie Lennox and bugger-me-dead – she pops up large as life and twice as gruesome.

“Well, two can play at that game sweetie.”

When asked what credentials or expertise she had on the Middle East and why she was suddenly taking an interest in a complicated situation dating back to the 1920s, Ms Knight attempted to break into a “funk-grove” before falling off the stage.

Reports that Boy George is contemplating re-issuing “War (is stupid)” has caused wide-spread rioting among music fans.

7 comments:

Christian Kerr said...

I feel a special, stop the war, all star version of the Dreidel Song coming on...

Lewd Bob said...

Or perhaps Nik Kershaw, Howard Jones and Phil Oakey doing Give Peace a Chance.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

If Kylie buys into this, I'm leaving.

The earth, I mean.

Lewd Bob said...

I threatened that so often during the Howard days that nobody takes me seriously anymore.

Mr E Discharge said...
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Mr E Discharge said...

ALL TOGETHER NOW!

We are old turds
We are the has beens
We are the ones who've seen better days
Can't make a living
There's a cause we're faking
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make some better pay
Just jews and me

shitbmxrider said...

well, if Nik Kershaw can solve the drought with 3 synthesisers strapped to a flat bed truck, he can do anything...