So, this is your idea of a joke, is it?
Day after day of burning heat, night after night of slightly less burning heat with the result that the good citizens of Melbourne are going slightly crazy and are hanging out for the cool change due on the weekend.
The “cool change” being that temperatures will plummet to 31 DEGREES!!!!!!!!
Cool change, my sweaty arse.
I’m not even meant to be living here, you know. I’m genetically designed to be living in a bog, somewhere in Ireland. As Woody Allen once observed, I don’t tan – I stroke.
Lift your game; don’t make me come up there.
Hope the family is well.
Dr Ramon Insertnamehere.
*Not to be confused with the XTC song.