Some time ago, our old friend Perseus mentioned his amazing skills in dream interpretation.
I’m glad he did, because I had a dream the other night and it’s got me flummoxed about what it could all mean.
Here we ago.
For some reason, I’m pitching an idea to a book to Nigella Lawson. It will be a collection of erotica, linked by recipes. I’ll do the writing and Nigella will do the recipes, with a tentative title of Those breasts look delightful, do you mind if I put them with my spatchcock.
Nigella loves the idea, the book is a tremendous success and we tour the world together, promoting it.
Oh and we have sex, as well.
So, over to the brains trust – any idea about what it could all mean?