Monday, January 19, 2009

One for you Pers, I think

Some time ago, our old friend Perseus mentioned his amazing skills in dream interpretation.

I’m glad he did, because I had a dream the other night and it’s got me flummoxed about what it could all mean.

Here we ago.

For some reason, I’m pitching an idea to a book to Nigella Lawson. It will be a collection of erotica, linked by recipes. I’ll do the writing and Nigella will do the recipes, with a tentative title of Those breasts look delightful, do you mind if I put them with my spatchcock.

Nigella loves the idea, the book is a tremendous success and we tour the world together, promoting it.

Oh and we have sex, as well.

So, over to the brains trust – any idea about what it could all mean?

31 comments:

wari lasi said...

I'm reluctant to pre-empt Perseus, and I'm not great at this, but ...

Maybe you're hot for Nigella?

Melba said...

And you don't mind food, either.

WitchOne said...

Dreams are usually the reverse aren't they?

Let's go with he's a gay anorexic.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

Wari, Melba, I think you might be onto something.

Witchie, pretty sure you're barking up the wrong tree, there.

wari lasi said...

Do we get a prize?

Witchie, your dreams must be pretty spectacular.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

Wari, your prize is an autographed copy of the book when it comes out.

wari lasi said...

I'm breathless with anticipation.

Jamie said...

Alternative title for the book:

Waiter! There's A Norg In My Soup: A Sexy Culinary Journey with Nigella and Ramon, Edited By Julia Zemiro.

Do make sure you check out the sexy three-way in a giant vat of pudding.

squib said...

From what I remember of 'The Interpretation of Dreams', the person you dream about is not the person you're "really" dreaming about. So Nigella is probably Ian Parmenter

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

I'm pretty sure it was Nigella, Squib.

Nigella in Nutella.

eat my shorts said...

It means you like spatchcock. A lot.

And you have issues with your father.

Boogeyman said...

Ramon, you disgust me. Nutella tastes revolting. How could you ever mix delicious Nigella with disgusting Nutella?

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

Sorry, Boogey.

EMS, I will confess to having issues with the cat.

Melba said...

Let me say this quickly before Perseus comes a'scoffing:

Nigella represents the anima part of you, your inner feminine side, Ramon.

What are two or three words you would use to describe her?

These are possibly parts of yourself you should be giving more attention to in your waking life.

Dreams can be the subconscious knocking.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

What are two or three words you would use to describe her?

Apart from "way-hey" and "hubba hubba", Melba?

Boogeyman said...

Ramon, could you introduce me to your anima one day? She sounds hott!

Melba said...

No, they are fine. So, basically, you need a bit more "way-hey" and "hubba hubba" in your life.

Does that resonate?

Boogeyman said...

Also, I didn't know Ramon was in to hentai.

Oh wait, you said anima, not anime.

Melba said...

That's right. Anima is the inner feminine. Animus is the inner masculine. And anime is the inner cartoon character. We all have at least one of those.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

I think I understand what you're saying, Melba.

You're basically saying I should fly first-class to London and persuade Nigella Lawson to sleep with me.

Puss In Boots said...

Nigella belongs in Nutella, Boogey. They're both disgusting.

Melba said...

That's correct, Ramon. If you can afford first class, then I'll double my fee. Two services provided anyway - Jungian Dream Analysis ($300) and Nigella Pimp
($50).

Boogeyman said...

Baloney Puss. Nigella is deliciously nutty and creamy and chocolatey, whereas Nutella is disgustingly nutty and creamy and chocolatey.

Lewd Bob said...

I agree Puss. Nigella is patronising, an upper class twit and has clearly eaten too much nutella, spatchcock or, more likely, pudding.

wari lasi said...

Nutella is shit. Even Emma reckons it's too sweet and she's not into chocolate sandwiches.

I'm seriously into cooking at the moment and like all things chef. I might be sweet on Kylie Kwong.

Where's Puss hailing from?

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

I like a woman who looks like she enjoys a good pudding, a good laugh and good bottle of red, Bob.

eat my shorts said...

I can't believe you guys hate Nutella. And Nigella is saucy.

I give your dream and it's culinary adventures two thumbs up, Ramon. Bah to the rest of them! They're just haters!

patchouligirl said...

Nigella is a bit up herself.

shitbmxrider said...

Id like to be up Nigella

Lewd Bob said...

The chick from Mythbusters is clearly the sauciest chick on tellie.

wari lasi said...

The chick from Mythbusters is clearly the sauciest chick on tellie.

Yep, there's something about Kari. And incidentally Bob, thanks for that link you posted previously.