I am sooo buying this when it comes out.As the blurb notes
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action.
Soon to be released;
War and Peace and Werewolves,
Hamlet vs the Living Dead
and the all time classic
The Old Testament; Elvira smackdown!
There is no work of classic literature that couldn't be improved with the addition of zombies.
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I'm pretty sure Desci will wet herself when she sees that book.
Anyway, the theme could be reversed by adding some Victorian chick-lit to traditional horror stories:
Dracula courts Mr Darcy - Count Drakul tires of the usual bodice-heaving virgins that cross his path, till one day he falls in love with an uptight English gentleman who sweeps him off his feet.
Wuthering Frankenstein - Tempestuous Cathy falls in love with a surly anti-hero who hides a dark past - he was sewn together by a mad scientist and brought to life in a thunderstorm.
Jane Eyre - Vampire Slayer!
that is so cool
I hope they get their hands on Middlemarch
Crime and Punishment II
Where the old woman returns wearing a hockey mask to slay Raskolnikov with a chainsaw.
Crime And Punishment III: Raskolnikov and Sonia, zombie lovers, are sent by Trotsky and Lenin to deal with the Tsar.
Anyway, the theme could be reversed by adding some Victorian chick-lit to traditional horror stories
Of course, having thought over this some more, I realise that Ann Rice and Stephanie Meyer have been doing this for years, by turning vampires from blood-drinking creatures of the night, to misundertood teen-angst emos and existentially anguished pretty boys.
What's next - Haemovore High School Musical?
Ann Rice and Stephanie Meyer have been doing this for years
As well as contributing some of the shitest prose outside Dan Brown.
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