In order of spunkiness
1. MrSquib (in case he's reading this but also because he is the hottest dishwasher stacker in town).
2. Robert Pattinson. It should be a crime to be that good looking
3. Mr Thornton. We are eloping very very soon
4. Jareth. I will never understand why Sarah didn't stay with the Goblin King. Never! *
5. Paul Keating circa early nineties
6. Cary Grant. He knew how to wear a suit
7. Dylan Moran. Sexy even with fungi in his hair
8. Bill Nighy. Sexy even (in fact, especially) with tentacles
9. Captain Jack Sparrow. I will never understand the Orlando Bloom crowd. Never!
10. George Clooney. Sexy and smart. Keep those Nespresso ads rolling
11. Keanu Reeves. Hot alien in suit
12. Barack Obama. He's the man with the plan
13. Ewan McGregor. Check out that sporran
* okay maybe cos she was 15 and it was illegal