And a big hello to the knuckle-heads at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) for doing what I had previously thought impossible – making me feel sorry for fashion designer and “personality” Alannah Hill.
For those coming in late, PETA in the past have;
* Claimed a spate of shark attacks were “revenge”*,
* Stated parents who fed their children meat were indulging in “child abuse”,
*Said people who bought animals from pet shops were guilty of “genocide”** and
* Nude up at every single protest, thus forcing the world to witness more skinny white vegan flesh than is recommended***
PETA – go away, just go away.
As Morrissey once said “that joke isn’t funny any more”
*Revenge for what, they don’t say. Maybe the sharks were forced to watch Jaws 3
** Or possibly “petocide”.
*** Recommended safe viewing level of skinny white vegan flesh is currently set at zero.