Monday, July 21, 2008

WYD ends - huzzah

Pope grabs drive-through snack on way to airport - more at 6

Captions anyone?


(Image courteously ripped off from ABC news - thanks Aunty xx - original article here)

30 comments:

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

A Pope took my baby!!

Boogeyman said...

These babies are making me thirsty!

and...

Pope: Smell that? You smell that?
Bishop: What?
Pope: Babies, son. Nothing in the world smells like that. I love the smell of babies in the morning.

catlick said...

"Would you like lies with that?"

catlick said...

"A gringo took my baby!"

catlick said...

"Zee chilt-ren are our future. Ve muss handle zem as carefully as zee Strad-ee-var-ious. Vee muss not, however, be kiddee fittlers."

Perseus said...

"Yes, but what does its brains taste like?"

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

Have you got your chainsaw assembled yet, Perseus?

Perseus said...

Is that a euphemism?

If so, no is the answer.
If yes, no is also the answer.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

What on earth could "have you got your chainsaw assembled yet" be a euphemism for?

Perseus said...

I mean, if 'no', then 'no' is also the answer.

Whatever.

Boogeyman said...

What on earth could "have you got your chainsaw assembled yet" be a euphemism for?

It's all in how you say it, Ramon.

For instance, if you found yourself hanging out with lumberjacks and leered, "Have you got your chainsaw assembled yet, nudge nudge, wink wink", you'd walk away with a black eye and some broken bones.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

Not many lumberjacks in Preston Boogey, but thanks for the warning.

Boogeyman said...

Not many lumberjacks in Preston Boogey, but thanks for the warning.

Clearly the Preston tourism board isn't doing enough to market itself to French Canadian timber-workers then.

I'd be outraged if I paid rates down your way.

Perseus said...

The chainsaw is in pieces on my laundry floor, as is my life.

Boogeyman said...

So it's still safe to hitchhike through your sleepy hamlet then, Perseus?

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

The Preston Tourism Board is currently workshopping a couple of options

"Preston, where the bloody hell is it?"

"Visit Preston - now with 25 per cent fewer dead-eyed junkies wandering the streets" or

"Preston - home to Desci, Melbourne's most beloved blogger.

Oh and also that weird cunt Ramon Insertnamehere".

Perseus said...

It could still turn into Wolf Creek down here, except the Emo version, where I kill unsuspecting teenagers with my incessant whining.

Perseus said...

"Preston - your gateway to West Heidelberg"

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

I've always found the best way of visiting West Heidelberg is in a car.

Driving fast.

With the windows wound up.

Boogeyman said...

It's one thing to say that y'all are from Preston, but are you from chav East Preston, funky South Preston, or snooty West Preston?

The world awaits with abated breath.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

South Preston, Boogey.

How is it you are switched on to the many moods of Preston?

Boogeyman said...

I consulted the high Oracle of all wisdomia electronica.

Known to you common folks as Wikipedia.

miss-lithi said...

The one caption that's already there had me laughing my butt off.

patchouligirl said...

"New drive-thru service for Catholic clergy"

John said...

Apparently we've all been shown up for tiny minded scum.

Boogeyman said...

Come again John?

catlick said...

I think what John meant to say was "Apparently we've all shown up for some tiny window-wind-y cum." (Glad to help out there John.)

catlick said...

"Pope Benedict personally handing out showbags at Randwick today."

Desci said...

INH:

'Preston: At least it's not Reservoir.'

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

You only say that because you don't live in funky, groovy Sarf Preston, Dess.