But it has definitely livened up my slow news day.
P.S. Love the headline from the NT News
Thursday, July 31, 2008
A story that's got the lot
Every now and then you read a story in the media that ticks all the boxes for a great news story: exotic location, bizarre occurrence, danger and crime. This story from the Northern Territory News is the 'complete package', involving masturbation, dangerous driving, drugs and firearms in the Northern Territory. Nothing out of the ordinary for the Territory I hear you say.
But it has definitely livened up my slow news day.
P.S. Love the headline from the NT News
But it has definitely livened up my slow news day.
P.S. Love the headline from the NT News
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What a goose. Everyone knows that you have to be doing between 60 and 70ks an hour when you film yourself masturbating, otherwise the backdrop is blurred. No wonder the Australian Film Industry is up Shit Creek.
Amateurs.
when they told him they were going to search his Holden sedan, he said "go right ahead''
Smooth.
Is Shit Creek the follow-up to Wolf Creek, Perseus?
Is the front page pixelated for a reason?
Catlick, the pixellation is there because even in the NT, the accused in a court case (even if they are an armed and stupid, unlicensed, drug-smuggling onanist) has some right to having their identity protected - even if the newspaper publishes their name, age and suburb of residence. And who said justice was without mercy?
LS
So it's a game then? We get some, but not all the clues.
That's right Catlick. Wonder how long it'll take for the accused to upload the vid. to YouTube?
I think it's because the matter is still before the courts.
I'm waiting for a bright bogun to appear on The New Inventors with a under car mounted dope carrier/gun rack, accessible from the interior, with a coffee cup holder/fleshlight attachment. Oh, and a phone/camera mount.
with a coffee cup holder/fleshlight attachment
Hmmm, 'fleshlight attachment' - all the better for filming self-abuse while fanging it down the Stuart Highway perhaps? Brilliant Catlick, Brilliant!
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