I get any number of oddball messages in my inbox, women writing “Ramon, you sexy beast, fill me with your mighty organ*”, that sort of thing.
But now comes the most exciting message of all.
A chap by the name of Arthur Stubbs writes;
my name is Arthur Stubbs and I would like to draw Your attention to the Project "IntoSpace.org".
I have found Your contact email address on blogspot.com and my impression is that You are a respectable blogger**. That is why I have decided to make a cooperation proposal. The Project is an unprecedented space advertising campaign that aims at compiling and sending a catalog of photos and logotypes into outer space.
Please, visit Project blog or on blogspot and consider special offer for bloggers. Official site of the Project is intospace.org
Fell free to share this information with Your friends.
Crikey, a chance to send TSFKA into space! Picture it comrades; Perseus’ dud romantic life, EMS’ tales of wacky high-jinks at her school, Puss’ increasingly alarming series of quirks, me calling everyone on the Age a cunt – all blasted into space to circle the earth.
With luck, it may even make contact with alien lifeforms.
Man would be a fool to pass up such an opportunity.
*To which my response is “Dear Madam, I’m sorry, but I do not have a ‘mighty organ’. I do however possess a broken toy piano. Trust this will suffice.”
**I am now considered a “respectable blogger”, so the rest of you can get fucked.
I've just noticed, this is TSFKA's 100th post. Who'd have thunk it.