Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Buy me this for Christmas, you crunts.

I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that

Details here.

9 comments:

Boogeyman said...

What's your address to send the package to, Ramon? Ignore any strange ticking noises.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

Many thanks Boogey.

Address is

Lenin House,
Karl Marx Allee,
People's Republic of Darebin.

I plan to wear it while standing next to Bob Brown at all his media conferences next year.

WitchOne said...

I like that it will cleverly, umm, was it play with my breasts??

Meh, short term memory is shot to hell.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

Witchie, is the word you're thinking of "enhance"?

They also have tees for teh chicks as well.

Boogeyman said...

I plan to wear it while standing next to Bob Brown at all his media conferences next year.

You'll be standing behind Bob Brown? Are you working for him now? I thought you were Brumby's man.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

No, Boogey.

I plan on being a freelance pest.

wari lasi said...

Bob fucking Brown. Did you see him last night? I have this overwhelming urge to punch the guy. And I'm a very non violent person.

Great shirt. I might buy myself one.

WitchOne said...

Ohh Ramon, enhance? I certainly don't need any further enhancement, how dare you suggest such a thing!

Lewd Bob said...

I need that shirt.

I have a friend who regularly makes ridiculous statements - which would be handsomely handled by this garment - such as "The human body can't absorb calcium" (what!), "Berocca causes cancer" (as opposed to 'there's some speculation that aspartame may cause cancer in already compromised rats at massive doses) and "Red meat sits in the bowel for months" (come again!).