People must know by now I’m a huge Paul Kelly fan but in the lead-up to Christmas, 774 in Melbourne has been flogging perhaps his worst song pretty much non-stop.
“How to make gravy” is a compendium of crap Paul Kelly songs; musically overblown, trite and schmaltzy.
But these lines really give me the flying shits.
Just add flour, salt, a little red wine and don’t forget a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang.
Fuck Paul, who makes gravy like that?
Spoon the stuff out of the Gravox tin, whack it in some boiling water and get back on the sauce like everybody else.
And on that festive note, I’d like to wish all the wonderful CuntCunts at TSFKA best wishes and happy travelling.
See you when all this madness is over.