Monday, December 22, 2008

What We've All Secretly Been Waiting For


Finally! I mean, jesus, those canny bloody publishers really made us wait for this one. Mercedes Corby on the front cover of Ralph. You bloody bewdy! I've been calling for this for a couple of years now. All us salt of the earth, average Strayans feel we know old Merc pretty well after seeing her in that ripper doco on channel 9 earlier in the year. Or at least plenty of sheilas like her. Doesn't she scrub up a treat! What a stroke of luck having her sister thrown in jail for all those years. Just the break she'd been waitin' for. Fuckin' ripper, mate. Made me Chrissy it has.

19 comments:

Perseus said...

I'd give her one.

Perseus said...

But I'd also give one to Sophia Loren (now), Debbie Harry (now) and maybe Penny Wong. So really, I'm not a good guage on these matters.

Would you give the Queen one? Queen Elizabeth? You know, if they royal people asked you to? "We need you to give the Queen one..." Would you?

eat my shorts said...

No. I wouldn't.

Lewd Bob said...

Perseus are you off your face?

Mr E Discharge said...

I'm trying to mentally picture a Venn Diagram, with one circle representing the "People Perseus would Give One", another representing "People with Vaginas" and another representing "People who are Breathing".

Interesting........

patchouligirl said...

Theres nothing wrong with her body, pretty damn good after three kids. Its the head that I don't like - paper bag job Pers.

catlick said...

Patch she's a "butter face".

And Perseus, I'd give the Queen one. (the corgis can stay but I wouldn't let Phillip watch.)

catlick said...

Mr E that Venn diagram would almost be a stack.

And Lewd Bob, your cylinder is looking particularly firm and round this morning.

Merry Christmas to all you TSFKAs.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

You're into old queens, Catlick?

Oh and Merry Christmas CuntCunts.

Lewd Bob said...

Well catlick, when I saw that pic of Merc! Honk Honk! Know what I mean?

homesick said...

No, the Queen may not "have one".

As for Charger (with her teeth she is more a Charger than a Mercedes) I can't get past her performance in that doco. What would her poor little hubby think of it all? Just how much do you reckon she got for the Ralph spread?

And Merry Christmas to all of you, you funny fuckers... may your Christmas be full of friends, family, food and endless booze.

Pers, may 2009 bring you endless meaningless shags and one for life.

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

It'll be a traditional Insertnamehere family Christmas for us; owls roasting on an open fire, taunting the local Greenies, etc.

it's always such fun.

Boogeyman said...

Perseus, you uncultured swine, the correct vernacular amongst the literati is "I'd hit it".

Except I wouldn't hit it. I couldn't. Not without swallowing a really strong antiemetic beforehand.

Also, your Sophia Loren lust is not abnormal, and Ms Corby is nowhere in her league.

Your Elizabeth Windsor love, however, is freakishly abnormal, you freakishly freaky freak of nature you. Even Prince Phillip prefers to surf for Jenna Jameson pr0n rather than respond to bedroom calls of "is one feeling frisky tonight?"

Ramon Insertnamehere said...

Bob, did you also check out the "public sex extravaganza"?

Please tell me you did

Melba said...

Mercedes looks like a barracuda, and I heard there was a lot of photo-shopping (more than usual) to get her up to scratch.

Let's face it - guys would only root these people to SAY that they'd rooted them. Apart from Penny, maybe. In those terms, the Queen would be number one in terms of bragworthiness.

Lewd Bob said...

Bob, did you also check out the "public sex extravaganza"?

Ramon, I must say I didn't check it out but I daresay it was an extravaganza. But I did have a quick look at "world's best bums" and it certainly had its moments.

Perseus. I suspect you're picturing ancient, seafaring marauders ransacking a country and raping its queen. Back in those days (whenever they were) queens only lived into their late teens and were very scantily attired*.

*This assertion is based on my own imaginings.

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Every year at this time, I think of Carol's.

I miss Carol.

Merry Xmas all!

E.

WitchOne said...

How can you miss me MR E? I'm always here.